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cockswabber

A man who sticks his penis into another man's penis, commonly swabbing with the head of his erect penis. They are awarded bonus points for prolapsing their uterus.
I love watching cockswabbers on XVIDEOS.COM.
by Urmomtriplenipples May 28, 2018
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Cockswoggler

An overweight middle aged man with long curly hair who still lives at home and jacks off in the garage all sweaty. Whata loser
Steve is such a cockswoggler
by Sikkdanisim June 11, 2020
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Cockwaggler

Something you call your friend jokingly or to someone you hate not jokingly (however they probably wouldn't understand) A cockwaggler can mean many different things... we still haven't figured out exactly what it means. also the origin for cockwaggler was a video of a dog wagging its tail in between its legs and it looked like a fuzzy cock.
Leo: Vincent you are a cockwaggler
Vincent: *metal gear solid alert sound*
by MANO'WORDS September 29, 2022
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Cockgagger

Person who can not perform oral sex on a man because of their gag reflex.
I thought she or he was going to be a good cocksucker but she or he turned out to be a cockgagger
by Cowchick65 May 1, 2023
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cockswaggle

An alternate term for a hitching post in Professor Preston's something or another podcast. As coined by Snek and Hanz. Listen to the podcast to learn more if this interests you. I don't want to be weird and plug it, so just google it.
We arrived at the pub and tied up our horses to the oaken cockswaggle embedded in the ground out front.
by Gideon the Unbound February 18, 2025
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