A man who sticks his penis into another man's penis, commonly swabbing with the head of his erect penis. They are awarded bonus points for prolapsing their uterus.
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Something you call your friend jokingly or to someone you hate not jokingly (however they probably wouldn't understand) A cockwaggler can mean many different things... we still haven't figured out exactly what it means. also the origin for cockwaggler was a video of a dog wagging its tail in between its legs and it looked like a fuzzy cock.
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Get the Cockgagger mug.An alternate term for a hitching post in Professor Preston's something or another podcast. As coined by Snek and Hanz. Listen to the podcast to learn more if this interests you. I don't want to be weird and plug it, so just google it.
We arrived at the pub and tied up our horses to the oaken cockswaggle embedded in the ground out front.
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