rockspider

a person who likes/has sex with a person of very young age. ie 8. And also has copious amounts of knuckle hair.

"Chris the filthy rockspider. she is so young she cant understand what she is doing to her is wrong."

by Beaker November 14, 2004

Cocksander

During the act of sex at a beach or a sandy scene wheredy the boy will dip his penis in the sand and then continue to viciously pentrate her.

Scotty B: Easy bruv how'd last night go?
Bez: Yeah blood tight!
Scotty B: Give me the 411 on that shit
Bez: Took that biatch down to the beach and left her sandy, yo know gave her the old Sahara treatment. Cocksander ain't I
Scotty: Respect Man
Bez: Aiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Scotty B: What was she like after
Bez: The bitch had sand in her pussy about it

(Also use: Saharad, Fiscalled, Sandy, Sandied, Gobid, Kalaharid, Coloradoed, Shipwrecked, Gritted)

by FizzlePizzleDizzle May 22, 2006

crackspider

The tiny gas bubble that crawls up between the cheeks of your buttocks and creates a sickening smell..

A silent fart that creeps up without any sound. ( When I farted a crackspider got loose. )

by Darr Kingston January 10, 2011

cocksmiler

One who can't stop smiling when he has tons of cock in his mouth.

Quit sucking so much cock, you cocksmiler.

by 1337dkidd December 6, 2003

cocksided

Hell, its almost sideways. Or maybe off-centre. Off-center? Who knows.

*When examining a painting.* Hm... No, no, that's cocksided.

by Robert Akins September 7, 2005

Cockside Burger

The cringey ass nigga chef sticks his raw dick into the burger and chops the corners off like your lunch lady in elementary school and serves the burger sideways like a nigga hot dog and his dick is left in the burger.

This nigga out here really made me eat this cockside burger right side up.

by Iceclecreame April 8, 2019

CockGlider

When a man is failing to insert his penis inside a woman. He will ask the woman to insert it for him.

"OMG Last night i had to cockglider Jason"

by Glider January 13, 2013