cockroach

n. A horrible penile problem. You start to have unsightly roaches on your cock, often causing immense itching and/or unexpected orgasms. A very common STD, only gay men get it because women don't get them.

a. To be cockroached

Shit, I'm cockroached. No more gay sex!

by iThink February 19, 2008

cockroach

a woman with an ugly face but a smokin hot body.

Refering to the fact: when a cockroach's head is seperated from body, the body will still function for days.

mating candidade 1:
see that girl over on the dance floor, i'd like to tickle her schnicle...

mating candidate 2:
not worth the trip man, she's a cockroach.

by concrete general October 30, 2007

cockroach

a roach who has made a nest and laid eggs in the pubic region of a man

Stephen can't get a girlfriend anymore since he's got cockroaches.

by Beelzebubba June 16, 2016

cockroach

an insult dat u call sumbody when dey r a pussy, faggot, backstabber, liar, etc. the term cockroach was made famous by Al Pacino or tony montana in the movie "scarface"

hey mang, i dont like no fukin backstabber, if i met a backstabber on the street, i'll fukin bury those cockroachs!!!!!!

by pimp daddy dollars November 6, 2004

cockroach

In a game of Risk, to sneak a single army unit into an underprotected corner of an opponent's continent, preventing him/her from collecting extra armies on their next turn.

Player A has all of Asia and is hoping to collect 7 additional armies on his next turn. But then Player B captures Siam, effectively cockroaching Player A.

by tatertot8180 May 15, 2008

cockroach

A negative word for a bisexual

From a bigot: "I don't want to be sleeping with a cockroach, I don't know what she's carrying!"

by DaSolution July 13, 2011

cockroach

when you doing a girl from behind ou tap her on the shoulder and spray raid in her face while saying "You dirty cockroach.

I did the cockroach last night

by Vinny P January 26, 2005