To place ones cock in a pit..
Pit- your mothers anus
Anus- Place where shit comes out
Shit- the taco bell you ate earlier
Pit- your mothers anus
Anus- Place where shit comes out
Shit- the taco bell you ate earlier
by Ezkiekial Skeeves..i own your dads December 18, 2003
bruce: so james, are you going to the cockpit tonight????
James: yeah there's going to be one hell of a turn out
Bruce: i'm glad about that! my ass hassn't had a good ponding in weeks!
James: but i ponded you ass last night?
Bruce: you were never a good fuck james.... i just didn't want to hurt your feelings...
James: you cut me deep bruce! you cut me deep
James: yeah there's going to be one hell of a turn out
Bruce: i'm glad about that! my ass hassn't had a good ponding in weeks!
James: but i ponded you ass last night?
Bruce: you were never a good fuck james.... i just didn't want to hurt your feelings...
James: you cut me deep bruce! you cut me deep
by cock rag sam August 29, 2006
by JUDGE DJ NASTY MULLEX July 4, 2012
The section of skin connecting the base of the penis shaft to the upper scrotal region. aka the armpit of the penis.
by Nate Brown, Lee Jasper, Dusty Buck March 6, 2007
i shoved mah dick in that bitches armpit but it wasn't shaved so it was a very painful cockpit adventure
by chinaguy November 28, 2009
The Cockpit is a wonderful place to have a drink and a chat. Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name.
by Stephen Ostermiller January 16, 2004
Friend 1: Dude where the hell has Lawrence been? Has he still been up his new friend Rodger's ass every night?
Friend 2: Yea. They are probably shooting pool or playing tummy stix up at The Cockpit.
Friend 1: True... when I met him he had on an Affliction shirt, skinny jeans, and a spray tan. I think they are fucking.
Friend 2: Yea. They are probably shooting pool or playing tummy stix up at The Cockpit.
Friend 1: True... when I met him he had on an Affliction shirt, skinny jeans, and a spray tan. I think they are fucking.
by Charlie Badass April 27, 2018