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Cockpipe Cosmonaut

Quite possibly the most ridiculous term for a homosexual men. This is usually said either by people with the maturity of a fifth grader or openly gay men joking about their sexuality.
Idiot #1 "Duhuhuh Richard is a cockpipe cosmonaut"
Richard "Congratulations you now have the observational skills of a 2nd grader, and half the maturity you retard."
by Khrisiah June 9, 2010
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cockpipe

Someone who smokes cock like it is a crack pipe.
I saw Billy taking a drag on a cockpipe so hard he sucked the sack flat.
by Slappy1 June 30, 2006
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Smokin' da Cockpipe

Slang, used by gay, wannabe badasses, for giving someone a blowjob
In the porno "Black Cock Down" that one faggot sure was smokin' da Cockpipe
by Olav the Norseman November 20, 2004
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jockpiece

"The girlies were flocking to my jockpiece because they got wind it was large and ready for them"
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cockspice forest

A grove of pyrus calleryana (Callery pear), which produce beautiful, dainty white flowers. Unfortunately, these trees emit trimethylamine and dimethylamine, suffusing the area with the distinct smell of human cum each spring.
The Moses Brown School campus is beautiful, but beware of visiting when the pyrus calleryana is in bloom; you may suddenly find yourself fighting back retches, lost in a cockspice forest.
by ThevRDM December 9, 2018
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cockpick

inserting your tooth pick in the cock
(OWWWWWWWW!!!)
my girlfriend got pissed and cockpicked me!
by Assburgler June 20, 2003
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cockpipe cosmonaught

This is somebody whop feels it necessary to take the back door. A bush dodger a gay a fence fole or gos!
"That batty boy is such a cockpipe cosmonaught!"
by FJ April 20, 2005
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