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cockfun

1) Anything that refers to or involves 'fun' of the penis i.e. masturbation, sex or cramming your penis as quickly as possible into a small hole.

2) The act of stealing a male chicken and having 'fun' with it. This may include; taking it to a theme park, watching a movie, a round of tennis or golf, etc.
Dave loves a bit of cockfun
by Chickens February 18, 2005
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Cockmongling Qweefburg3r

Arby "n" the Chief Series 3 episode 3 "Professional" The nest day after the Arbiter meets the chief's best friend craig who claims to be MLG the Arbiter grabs a can of beer from the fridge and while heading back to the xbox he spots Chief crying and Chief explains that Craig and his friends made fun of Chief and made him upset. The Arbiter does not really seem to care until he finds out the Craig has called him a COCKMONGLING QWEEFBURG3Rthen the arbiter storms off to the xbox and sorts it out with craig. You see this event happening in the next episode "Face off"
Arbiter:" what the hell. Chief? "
Chief: " :'( Go weeyy "
Arbiter:" what's the matter? Run out of vaseline again? "
Chief:" Snif its craig "
Arbiter:" What ABOUT that douche? "
Chief:" Him adn his frinds maed fuN of meh, maed meh crai :(! "
Arbiter:" well maybe NOW you'll learn to pick better friends "
Chief:" adn he calld u a cockmongling Qweefburg3r "
by Moe.Y December 16, 2008
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cockmonch

Male: A stupid asshole who never knows what he's talking about but brings other people down to make himself feel better about himself.

Female: A whore. Usually one who likes oral sex or performs oral sex as her specialty.
Barney started talking shit to me last night but when I started fighting back he backed down like the pussy cockmonch that he is.

Allison gave me some of the greatest head I've ever had last night, she's a master cockmonch. I'm in love.
by Renzo Cervantes July 31, 2006
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cockmonger

someone that cant get enough cock
Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi
by scott burrill December 9, 2003
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cockmumblingqueefburger

to suck cock and fart out of the vagina and some other things
he also said that you were a cockmumblingqueefburger
by beepinhiemer April 9, 2011
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Cockman Aidan

Massive throbbing erection so fucking yummy oh man his cock tastes like Patricia’s pussy
the Man with three legs is Cockman aidan his cock is fucking fantastic
by Penismancockdure April 1, 2019
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cockbunny

A cock bunny is a girl who like the cock.. i mean alot, this girl is on a cock diet.. i made it up from the word Beach bunny.see a beach bunny is a girl who hangs out on the beach alot or near it, so a cock bunny is a girl who hang out near cock all day
"man my teacher is such a cockbunny, she wont leave my father alone"
by stephan August 19, 2003
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