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cockfucker 

You fucking cockfucker, I hate you.
cockfucker by infiniti August 15, 2003
a punch to someones groin area
Bill drank Tom's last beer, so Tom gave him a cockpunch
cockpunch by richard taylor April 25, 2003

Cockjunky 

(Kok-Junkee) A person ravishly addicted to the male genitalia.
Man: Man, It's been 5 days since I've had a penis
Man 2: You're such a cockjunky.
Cockjunky by Jack Shackington March 5, 2006

Cockmuncher

One who munches and sucks on penises.
Also a commonly used insult.
"That whore is such a cockmuncher"

"I hate you...you're such a cockmuncher."
Cockmuncher by Neel Vora January 11, 2006
N. The act of running whilst naked, cock in hand, from a woman's vagina to reach her face before you climax. The ultimate goal being the act of busting-on-face. Many elite slayers of women around the globe are familiar with this term and have even formed cockrunning clubs. Dual cockrunning races and events are also sanctioned by the Cockrunner's Association of America.

V. Cockrun, cockran.
N. "I gave her a cockrun to finish the evening and celebrated by enjoying a sandwich and leaving her in the closet."

V. "I cockran all night on Samantha, her face ended up looking like a soggy donut on an ozone alert day."

Used with exclamation: "Cockrun!" - Used to express joy, anger, or other emotions. Cockrunning takes many emotional forms.

Variations: Cocksprint, Cockjog.

cockfuck 

A word that can be used in almost any circumstance or context. Like the word "fuck" itself. Simply put, a cool sounding word used to make fun of your buddy.
*ring, ring*
Steve: "Hello?"
Harv: "Steve, it's Harv, what's up?"
Steve: "Heyyy, what's up cockfuck?!"
cockfuck by sabs77 December 14, 2008
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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