cockpolishing

Male masturbation, wanking, jerking off...you get the message.

I was feeling stressed out but a bit of cockpolishing fixed that.

cockpolishing by richnfamous January 24, 2009

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cockmoist

A lubricating, clear, sticky formula, which cleans the urethra before ejaculation.

You've got cockmoist on me again

cockmoist by Blarney October 10, 2003

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cockmeiser

One who hoards the cock, considering it to be a special prize and something worth savoring. When referring to a male, usually alludes to homosexual tendencies, but can also mean a man who collects penis memorabelia. When referring to a female, usually refers to one who is able to handle multiple johnsons at one time, and is efficiently skilled at managing them all.

"What, you mean we are supposed to collect dildos and draw penises all over the house?" "Yep, we're training to be true cockmeisers."

"Did you hear about that chick last night sucking two dicks while taking double penetration from the ass while jerking off two black dudes?" "Ha, sounds like my ex-girlfriend! what a real cockmeiser!"

cockmeiser by Sigma Nu October 27, 2007

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Cosbmosis

Relating to the term "osmosis" when molecules pass through one cell to another via the call membrane, cosbmosis is the act of passing fecal matter from one person to the other through their dickhole via anal sex.

Big Easy: Yea, so, I, uh, I wouldn't recommend having anal sex if you have not already tried yet.

Tyrantula: Yea why is that?

Big Easy: While I was plugging that hole up, the nachos supreme she had earlier came right out and into my dick filling it up like it was a syringe of diarrhea.

Tyrantula: Didn't you pay attention in bioLOGy? You just went through cosbmosis.

Cosbmosis by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm March 29, 2019