cockaschmozles

cockaschmozels is an adjective describing something that is so totally insanely and 100% awesome (aka severely rocking some sox). It can also be used as an exclamation of intense excitement, surprise and/or happiness.

example one-
liana: HOLY COCKASCHMOZELS!
jasper: wat?
liana: u totally rock sox dude
example two-
mo: check out that awesome thingymigigy!
kang: cockaschmozles that's funky!

by totally awesome person xoxo March 25, 2009

cockwatch

A ho (biotch) places a shiny watch on the male's penis as a part of foreplay. The male may play guitar to add ambience to the situation.

Stephanie cockwatched Paul.

by Paul Cropptis April 23, 2006

Cockwatcher

Someone who, while either watching a video or hanging out with friends, will stare at the male’s nether regions to see if they can see their dick their their pants.

Stacy: Matt was wearing his grey sweatpants today. I could totally see his dick; I couldn’t stop looking.

Anne: I didn’t even notice. You’re such a cockwatcher, Stacy.

by Internet Lurking September 9, 2022

Cockmancer

One who loves cock; a conjurer of cocks.

Matt: Burnham sure loves cocks.
Fred: Yup, he's a major cockmancer.

by njdude2105 September 30, 2016

Cockmate

one of your best buddies that is a dude is called a cockmate.

Travis--you're my cockmate.

Pepe--that's kinda homo but thanks.

by iiiiiiiiiiisaih January 22, 2007

cockmunch

For one to be a rampant homosexual

Sam, you cockmunch

by Lewis March 17, 2003

cockathon

Like a marathon but with cocks.

Ah i see you have been training for the london cockathon.
Ah yes, it took me while, but i think i am ready.

by Patrick McGuinness September 16, 2007