cockmachine

One who:

(a) is a complete asshole, deserving nothing other than a dick in the face; an utter douch bag

or

(b) a whore

(a) Dude, Steve totally fucked my g/f - what a FUCKIN' cockmachine...

(b) You'll totally get some outta Mary. She's like, the biggest cockmachine I know.

cockmachine by DeezNuts19 December 24, 2006

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cockachino

When a guy dips his cock in coffee and then rolls it in sugar. The girl then must suck the guys dick until the sugar is gone. Repeat as necessary, the guy is allowed to redip his cock as many times as he likes.

"Sarah gave him a cockachino all morning."

"Sarah woke up with a nice hot cockachino."

cockachino by Cali10888 January 24, 2010

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cockmachine • cranberry cock machine • cockachino • Cockachief

cockachino

some kind of caffine drink sold in gay bars.

ya i'd like a double cockachino on the rocks.

cockachino by Hooch/Pundar February 23, 2005

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Cockachief

its a handkerchief for your cock

ME: damn that girl is hot!
YOU: i think im gonna cum
ME: dude! clean it up wheres your Cockachief?

Cockachief by vivalaklaus August 18, 2009

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cranberry cock machine

a beat ass hindu gangsta

'OKie, hurrd up en buy!'

cranberry cock machine by Shibizzle August 24, 2004

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flophouse

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.

Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!

flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007

Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

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Hate Sink

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.

Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.

Hate Sink by The great prophet Zarquon August 7, 2016

Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

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