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cockmachine

One who:

(a) is a complete asshole, deserving nothing other than a dick in the face; an utter douch bag

or

(b) a whore
(a) Dude, Steve totally fucked my g/f - what a FUCKIN' cockmachine...

(b) You'll totally get some outta Mary. She's like, the biggest cockmachine I know.
by DeezNuts19 December 24, 2006
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cockachino

When a guy dips his cock in coffee and then rolls it in sugar. The girl then must suck the guys dick until the sugar is gone. Repeat as necessary, the guy is allowed to redip his cock as many times as he likes.
"Sarah gave him a cockachino all morning."

"Sarah woke up with a nice hot cockachino."
by Cali10888 January 24, 2010
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cockachino

some kind of caffine drink sold in gay bars.
ya i'd like a double cockachino on the rocks.
by Hooch/Pundar February 23, 2005
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Cockachief

ME: damn that girl is hot!
YOU: i think im gonna cum
ME: dude! clean it up wheres your Cockachief?
by vivalaklaus August 18, 2009
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cranberry cock machine

'OKie, hurrd up en buy!'
by Shibizzle August 24, 2004
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