cockmonch

Male: A stupid asshole who never knows what he's talking about but brings other people down to make himself feel better about himself.

Female: A whore. Usually one who likes oral sex or performs oral sex as her specialty.

Barney started talking shit to me last night but when I started fighting back he backed down like the pussy cockmonch that he is.

Allison gave me some of the greatest head I've ever had last night, she's a master cockmonch. I'm in love.

by Renzo Cervantes July 31, 2006

cockmonger

someone that cant get enough cock

Scott Burrill is the biggest cockmonger this side of the mississippi

by scott burrill December 9, 2003

cockmaster

one who has earned a masters degree in the art of handling cock; someone who really pisses you the fuck off.

1. im tired of that lazy cockmaster not doing any of the work, and still act like hes tired.

by Smoke more bud! May 13, 2003

cockglancer

Someone who likes to check you out when you're at the urinal.

"I'm always nervous having a piss with Cam. With those boggly eyes - I think he's a bit of a cockglancer"

by Dwave May 8, 2008

Cockman Aidan

Massive throbbing erection so fucking yummy oh man his cock tastes like Patricia’s pussy

the Man with three legs is Cockman aidan his cock is fucking fantastic

by Penismancockdure April 1, 2019

Cockmander

A man who commands cocks with an iron fist.

Man that guy can control his cock like there's no tommorrow, he is one of the best cockmanders iv'e ever seen.

by Toxic Rage December 3, 2004

Cockmare

A nightmare about cocks, in which the dreamer doesn't wish to be dreaming about cocks. However in his/her deepest most inner desires lusts the cock, wants the cock, needs the cock. Most likely candidate is someone who is in denial about their sexuality.

Jimmy: "I had the most terrible dream last night, there were cocks everywhere, they were after me... I couldn't get away from them... I was scared but at the same time it was thrilling."

Beth: "Jimmy sounds like you just had your first cockmare."

by RBoostin June 21, 2010