Cockmare

A nightmare about cocks, in which the dreamer doesn't wish to be dreaming about cocks. However in his/her deepest most inner desires lusts the cock, wants the cock, needs the cock. Most likely candidate is someone who is in denial about their sexuality.

Jimmy: "I had the most terrible dream last night, there were cocks everywhere, they were after me... I couldn't get away from them... I was scared but at the same time it was thrilling."

Beth: "Jimmy sounds like you just had your first cockmare."

by RBoostin June 21, 2010

cockmaestro

An individual who handles the sex organs of multiple male partners with orchestral virtuosity.

"Can you believe Jessica took four dicks at once?" "Yeah, dude, she's a real cockmaestro."

by Alexandros January 17, 2006

cockmaestro

One who conducts the cock with amazing dexterity.

"That Dave Vidor, He's a real cockmaestro!"

by Candy Dicks March 19, 2004

Cockmane

The pubic hair that accumulates around the shaft of the penis after long periods of vaginal dominance. The hair forms a ring of hair that resembles a lion's mane.

Student 1: "Dude I have been finding all sorts of chicks to bang! I am even growing a cockmane!"
Student 2: Thanks for the visual...

by Humble Beginnings April 2, 2009

Cockmarking

The act of cockblocking, but exclusively referring to cockblocking done by individuals named Mark. Not to be confused with Markblocking.

Was out for a night on the town with a lady friend but my buddy kept on cockmarking me. That unaware bastard never takes a hint!

by yoloswag420blzit February 27, 2014

cockmagellan

One who ventures to far away lands in search of penii.

The cockmagellan found paradise in the hills of Scotland.

by Matt Dawkins June 18, 2004

Cockmate

one of your best buddies that is a dude is called a cockmate.

Travis--you're my cockmate.

Pepe--that's kinda homo but thanks.

by iiiiiiiiiiisaih January 22, 2007