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Cockmare 

A nightmare about cocks, in which the dreamer doesn't wish to be dreaming about cocks. However in his/her deepest most inner desires lusts the cock, wants the cock, needs the cock. Most likely candidate is someone who is in denial about their sexuality.
Jimmy: "I had the most terrible dream last night, there were cocks everywhere, they were after me... I couldn't get away from them... I was scared but at the same time it was thrilling."

Beth: "Jimmy sounds like you just had your first cockmare."
Cockmare by RBoostin June 21, 2010
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cockmaestro 

An individual who handles the sex organs of multiple male partners with orchestral virtuosity.
"Can you believe Jessica took four dicks at once?" "Yeah, dude, she's a real cockmaestro."
cockmaestro by Alexandros January 17, 2006

cockmaestro 

One who conducts the cock with amazing dexterity.
"That Dave Vidor, He's a real cockmaestro!"
cockmaestro by Candy Dicks March 19, 2004

Cockmane 

The pubic hair that accumulates around the shaft of the penis after long periods of vaginal dominance. The hair forms a ring of hair that resembles a lion's mane.
Student 1: "Dude I have been finding all sorts of chicks to bang! I am even growing a cockmane!"
Student 2: Thanks for the visual...
Cockmane by Humble Beginnings April 2, 2009

Cockmarking

The act of cockblocking, but exclusively referring to cockblocking done by individuals named Mark. Not to be confused with Markblocking.
Was out for a night on the town with a lady friend but my buddy kept on cockmarking me. That unaware bastard never takes a hint!
Cockmarking by yoloswag420blzit February 27, 2014

cockmagellan 

One who ventures to far away lands in search of penii.
The cockmagellan found paradise in the hills of Scotland.
cockmagellan by Matt Dawkins June 18, 2004

Cockmate 

one of your best buddies that is a dude is called a cockmate.
Travis--you're my cockmate.

Pepe--that's kinda homo but thanks.
Cockmate by iiiiiiiiiiisaih January 22, 2007