Cuckatier

Well we’ve all heard of a cuckold... A cuckatier is the blokes ordered by the wife to do the fucking while the cuckold (husband) watches on

Hunny get back into your cage, i have ordered 2 cuckatiers to service me tonight.

by Alexillest April 2, 2020

Cocketizer

a blowjob or handjob before a meal; a sexual act with one's penis before sitting down for a meal

Honey, would you like a cocketizer before my parents get here for dinner?

by candilandi August 7, 2009

Cockalyzer

A car whose primary function is to measure of the size of a man's penis

"Hey bitch, getcha ass in here, we be rollin' in my Bentley, bitch!"
"Off the cliff cockalyzer faggot!"

by Höegardener October 21, 2010

upside down cockatiel

when you dip your dick in hot caramel and f*ck a pillow intil your dong is covered in feathers and then strum a guitar with your dong

guy 1"ahhhh its so sticky, and children love it"

guy 2" did you do another upside down cockatiel?"

guy1"yes and it was the best one yet!"

by six shooter July 23, 2010

cockatiel

a retarded little bird that chirps too much

the cockatiel hissed at my foot and tried to rip off my toe

by McCheesy September 5, 2003

Cocketizer

A foreplay blowjob.

"Yeah, I hooked up with Danielle last night. Started off with a cocketizer before the main course."

by hobbit511 November 24, 2017

cocknatized

To become hypnotized by ones throbbing, veiny, uncircumcised member. (usually black)

I couldn't move on, once I looked down I became cocknatized by his glory.

by Alec baldmember November 30, 2014