cockade

A cockade is effectively a quarantine or blockade of a cock (known as a penis in the medical/conservative world).

He screwed that girl in the ass so I had to cockade him!

After a week of apologies, flowers and a big ass present, I officially forgave him and lifted the cockade.

by KK Cronkite October 24, 2008

Cockfidence

A perfect blend of cockiness and confidence about yourself, so smooth, everyone thinks you are awesome because of how superb your self-confidence is.

Betsy: I look good.
Kayla: I totally want your cockfidence.

by colteezykeezy October 8, 2011

Cockaine

Doing a line of cocaine off of someone's cock

Bethany got caught doing a cockaine last night

by To drunk to think May 14, 2016

Cockaine

Dried up semen that is then crushed into a fine powder and then snorted.

I don’t know how to tell chase that what he just snorted was my special blend of cockaine.

by Silverback6996 May 11, 2020

cockfident

to be confident and a little cocky. The perfect inbetween of confident and cocky.

I am very cockfident. The ladies love a cockfident man.

by swamped February 25, 2011

cockfidence

the act of your cockyness overpowering your own confidence

that richard-face just asked the hottest chick in here to go back to his place, he sure has cockfidence

by malibu biff August 15, 2008

Cockaine

In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name. Example, the trade name is Tylenol and it's generic name is Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also call Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.
There isn't a generic name for Viagra. Suggestions were made and after careful consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it has settled on the generic name of Cockaine. Also considered were Mydixarisen, Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mycoxafloppin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

Are you feeling stressed, angry, tired, lonely and is your hand sore? Cockaine will give you back the life you used to have.

by tanjaganja February 12, 2009