cockadouche

A disgusting scabby smelly person who doesn't realize it. Personality traits include but are not limited to: whining and bitching, repeating the same stupid jokes over and over, cutting others off to give wrong answers to thier questions, telling everyone how hard they will work on something but never put any real effort into it, etc, etc...

I can't stand that Craig guy, he is such a cockadouche!!

by Jalopyrigger November 13, 2017

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cockadoodle

a morning boner or hard-on

Thank god it was Saturday; Mike woke me up with such a cockadoodle, we made love all morning!

by claudel October 3, 2009

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Cockblocked by Jesus

When an attractive girl will not date you because you think that Christianity is hogwash.

Girl: Sorry but I want a relationship that is sanctioned by the Almighty God.

Friend: ooooh boy, you just got cockblocked by Jesus

by bombus August 18, 2010

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Cockadoodlepoo

When you are woken usually after a night of heavy drinking; by the need to poo so hits you so hard, it literally wakes you up leaving you no other choice but to run to the bathroom to relieve yourself. Wrecking your sleep perminently.

"How did you sleep last night?"
"Awful, I got hit by a cockadoodlepoo at like 6am."
"Dude that's squirly"

by Lewhite January 3, 2010

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Cockblock Abu

A Cockblock Abu, or CBA, is any person or creature that hinders the sexual conquests of his companion. The origin stems from the Disney classic, Aladdin, where Aladdin's advances at tapping Jasmine were constantly thwarted by the presence of his god-forsaken primate sidekick.

"Bro, Kevin would NOT leave the room last night. He was being such a Cockblock Abu!"

by TeamAladdin March 16, 2009

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