Clowngrade

Wall Street slang term that defines an upgrade or downgrade by a stock analyst that is considered foolish.

His DD on $AMD is a real clowngrade

by TheBestTraderInTheWorld March 6, 2021

contarded

Contarded: adjective.
It's the replacement word for retarded, because retarded is an insult to people who have mental retardation. People who are actually retarded feel sad when people use this word to tell others that they are stupid or dumb. So, by using contarded, you wil not insult other people.

"Hey Joe Ike, i thought that hannah montana and miley cyrus were two different people!."

"Ugh, Ricardo! you are so contarded!"

by kathyv May 6, 2010

Clonetard

This meaning of the word is used exclusively in the AFOL, or Adult Fans Of Lego community. It's a combination of the words clone (as in Star Wars Clone Troopers) and (re)tard.

The term refers to someone who buys a lot of the standard clone trooper figures, and then uses (or rather: abuses) his sharpies while trying (and most of the time failing) to draw cool legion colors on them. They most often adopt online names like "Commander Marks of the ### (fill in any 3 numbers) Legion" and build very shoddy and ugly builds. They react very defensively when somebody calls them a clonetard.

"Commander Jigsaw of the 249th Legion"? Geez, not another one of those clonetards!

by Dankowitz September 7, 2010

Contard

Easily conned or otherwise misled. One who is intentionally ignorant of a larger picture of the world that would include areas of study such as science, economics, or world history. One who easily incorporates slang such as libtard in their vocabulary but who has not taken the time to look up the words liberal or conservative. Someone who embraces religious freedom in America as long as it closely resembles their own. A student of the constitution who has ended their research after the second amendment. Someone who believes that only English should be spoken in America. A consumer that trades at Walmart or Harbor Freight and then blames China for loss of American jobs. A person who believes that wasting the Earths resources, including clean water, clean air, stored carbon, and the genetic diversity of fauna and flora, is a conservative value. An individual who does not believe they are influenced by the history and/or culture of slavery, segregation, or bigotry in America, yet they can fill in the blank of the school yard rhyme ...eeny meany miney mo catch a _____ by the toe.

Use as a noun; The Contard felt comfortable giving the game show host nuclear weapons. Use as a verb; The self titled no spin zone continued the contardification of the electorate while the president elect avoided security briefings and twittered himself with his tiny hands late into the night.

by CapnChaos December 27, 2016

cowtard

A retarded overweight female. (slang)

If ignorance is bliss and gluttony a sin, then cowtards will happily go to hell.

by JJones January 11, 2009

clownfarm

modern American corporations. their cluelessness and lack of social responsibility makes them fertile breeding grounds for asshats, clowns, idiots. Easily identified by their near complete lack of common sense, ethic or scruples. A definition that goes beyond the more common cubefarm

I worked as am engineer in 3 different auto industry clownfarms over the years. Not a one of them had a clue concerning what they were doing.

Today a business degree no longer guarantees one a job on the clownfarms.

by thirdstoned November 2, 2010

Contard

Someone who plays consoles and is proud of it. Usually campers who spend all their time playing CoD 4 and Gears of War. Also has an unprofound hate of PC Gaming.

Contard: Man, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is so fucking hard, even on easy mode, imma play some CoD
PC Gamer: Contard.

by PCGaming September 13, 2009