A person with a walrus mustache, that flies expensive kites. Also has problems with bathing, and loves larger women. In rare circumstances their teeth are appearing to rot/glow with a yellow light. Generally believed to guard personal beliefs that black people can't swim, and asians love to do math, and backs them up with "statistics".
Brush your teeth, those things are Cloinger...
by robert the crutch May 21, 2011
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The bizarre and rather undignified habit of signaling to people on video calls that you're paying attention by way of exaggerated and increasingly elaborate facial expressions and gestures.
This includes, but is not limited to: nodding vigorously to show agreement; tossing one's head back and clapping one's raised hands to demonstrate humorous appreciation; pooching out one's lower lip to indicate sadness; crowding the screen and letting one's jaw drop open to signal surprise; grimacing like a gargoyle to convey sympathy.
This includes, but is not limited to: nodding vigorously to show agreement; tossing one's head back and clapping one's raised hands to demonstrate humorous appreciation; pooching out one's lower lip to indicate sadness; crowding the screen and letting one's jaw drop open to signal surprise; grimacing like a gargoyle to convey sympathy.
"Did you really think what Bill said on the call today was funny, or were you just Zoom Clowning?"
"Totally Zoom Clowning. Bill hasn't told a decent joke since 'Nam."
"Totally Zoom Clowning. Bill hasn't told a decent joke since 'Nam."
by bird_brain April 3, 2022
Get the Zoom Clowning mug.The deathbed scenes in the novels of Dickens are famously cloying: as Oscar Wilde said, "One would need a heart of stone to read the death of Little Nell without laughing."
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Get the cloying mug.(Person 1 Mancunian Accent): Dude you just don't know we've got so much work coming in we're gonna make a fortune!
(Person 2 Irish Accent): Cool! B'jeasus I'll give up mi stable & secure job to come across to your empire!
(Person 3 Welsh Accent): Listen Person 2, your good friend Person 1 is living in an imaginary world - it's pure bullshit he's just Clyning you man!
(Person 2 Irish Accent): Cool! B'jeasus I'll give up mi stable & secure job to come across to your empire!
(Person 3 Welsh Accent): Listen Person 2, your good friend Person 1 is living in an imaginary world - it's pure bullshit he's just Clyning you man!
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