cloitch

Phase used in EVE ONLINE, started by Elisium Dammar, and used by T3h Kr0m minions as an expression used to exclaim an idiot, or a stupid act. (see also Cunt)

Magorath you have foolishly enaged in aggression whilst in sight of the sentry guns.

Trev sells a BPO as a BPC.

Tamora kills the person that hired us as merc to bash some miners.

by Tamoria March 27, 2005

Cloints

A term for “clan points” in the mobile golf game Golf Clash. Cloints are earned by winning tour matches as well as by making it to the weekend round in bi-weekly tournaments. They are used to measure each clan as they compete against one another during four week seasons.

“Did you see the number of cloints #WP4L racked up last tournament? That has to be a new record!”

by Degeneration Nation January 16, 2019

cloitus

Sexual intercourse between clowns.

Reporter 1: Barnum & Bailey is under an investigation regarding alleged cloitus in the arena of...
Reporter 2: Please, I just ate.

by El Conejo de Pascua March 6, 2008

cloister fuck

Several "cloister tiles" are placed within proximity to one another when playing Carcassonne.

"Geeze you've got a friggin cloister fuck over there."

by mshell December 15, 2008

Cloisterdoinked

to slather the foreskin and ballsack with glue and create an airtight dome over a penis.

I cloisterdoinked (insert person you mildly dislike here) because they ate my dog

by tubesintubes August 11, 2016

cloisterphobia

fear of church or priests

Man I used to be an altar boy but I never got the latin right,and I've had cloisterphobia ever since

by worderamma December 13, 2009

cloister fuck

What the priests did to you when you were a little boy.

Dude, you got cloister fucked by Father O'Fucko!

by Jaggo March 21, 2004