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Clitortoise

A woman who after extensive attention takes forever to orgasm. This is likely caused from improper foreplay, she is being raped, she is dead, or you just don't do it for her.
Shit G, you need to give that girl some foreplay or her clitortoise will never come out its shell.
by MD65 July 21, 2006
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clitorati

The clitorati are the esteemed members of the lesbian subculture, that submerse themselves in the esoteric festivities- like "womyn's music festivals"- and Sapphic arts that define lesbianism over the past four decades or so.
Often appearing to be a pastiche of an amazoninan tribe- being very primitive and "in tune" with all and sundry- the clitorati are militant about keeping their "womyn-only space" an elysium of sorority, with no oppressive influences (ie- penises) to be in sight; sometimes they even exclude the odd "man-child", with his barely developed penis.

See also: radical feminism and rank arrogance
Now you have entered the Clitorati... welcome to the folds!
by THELesbian February 10, 2004
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Cliterature

Ahhh, I see you have the newest issue of "SPANK", good cliterature I say!

That english teacher should teach cliterature, NOT literature.
by Jebus April 5, 2003
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Clitortoise

(kli-tor-tis), n 1. A feminine condition in which the clitoris is so recessed within it's housing that the act of trying to see and make contact with it similates trying to get a tortoise to poke its head out of its shell. This is the female equivalent of the males "hidden penis syndrome."
Hey, do you actually thing your clitortoise will ever come out? It's pretty frustrating never being able to please you.
by Kayajay86 October 11, 2007
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Cliterature

A book that is hard to find, (which may or may not have a happy ending, like Star Wars II: Battle of the Clones)
Has anyone seen my cliterature on 18th century Floydism. He was a total Asian skydiver, just like Anna.
by erskinville December 9, 2012
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cliterature

"Jeez, you sure spend a lot of time reading Hustler".

"What can I say? I'm a big fan of cliterature".
by Dikles November 16, 2011
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clitoratay

posh way of saying clitclit, clitorus
or
how to mention her clit without sounding rude!!
"oh yar, i really want to suck ones clitoratay"!!!
or
"wow that is a lot of piercings, have ya got ya, - ya know.... el clitoratay done too?!!?!"
by Stoneacuss February 26, 2008
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