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Clucktard

A Clucktard is someone who lacks understanding of any subject which is the center of a conversation, and has a tendency to cluck his dog. He's basically a cheeseburger, who clucks his dog.
Man, this clucktard doesn't even know pat sandwich.
by Nicholas T. October 24, 2006
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clicktrance

A degenerate state of computer usage where you stop caring about accomplishing anything or bettering yourself in any way. The only thing that remains is to click on random hyperlinks in your browser, look at the similarly random pages they link to, then click on something else and forget everything you just saw. Can also refer to similarly meaningless clicking in games like minesweeper.

Used a couple of times on boingboing.net, which as we all know, must make it a legitimate term.
"I couldn't do my homework because I was stuck in a clicktrance."
"Are you saying you're a druggie?!"
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chinktard

An Asian person who is retarded, and therefore a disgrace to the 1.3 billion others.
Wow, Xiao Bai Wang got an F in Calculus? What a chinktard.
by CameronAC14 February 2, 2008
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licktard

A fucktard that often uses their mouth, tongue, or other associated body parts to inspect or learn about objects and materials that are very clearly hazardous.
Kevin; I just ate out Brittney Spears!
Pink; You're a goddamn licktard, wait isn't she your ex.
by Coolguy666 May 14, 2016
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Cracktard

A mix of crackhead and retard.
"Wow, I just threw a fireball at her and she didn't move! What a cracktard!"
by Sora-chan :D May 8, 2007
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clittard

A person, usually a republican male, with a developmental disorder that hampers his ability to locate the clitoris on a female sex partner.
Laura was a real crabby bitch because her husband George was such a clittard.
by Bri May 15, 2003
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cocktard

adj.
a word to describe someone being or acting like a deformed cock. Imagine a retards penis where all the retardness was in his cock. Then take the cock itself and see the twisted contorted mutant manifestation of it.
hey wow you seem like a cocktard
by Visual Agnosia September 15, 2003
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