A term commonly used in the military, often used to describe someone with an asinine job or someone who enforces retarded regulations.
Normally directed at finance or services and other useless douchebags that fuck everyting up
Normally directed at finance or services and other useless douchebags that fuck everyting up
Pilot 1: That fucking shoe clerk checked my socks before he let me into the DFAC
Pilot 2: yeah he asked me for my ID card, i'm in fucking uniform!
That fucking shoe clerk screwed me over on my travel voucher!
Pilot 2: yeah he asked me for my ID card, i'm in fucking uniform!
That fucking shoe clerk screwed me over on my travel voucher!
by AF dude March 20, 2008
Get the shoe clerk mug.Often found in Law Offices, this master of the copier is also known as the Office Bitch. His tasks include copying, making coffee, running petty errands, collating documents and doing all the meaningless crap that the secretaries don't want to do. Generally a Clerk is nothing but a Temp who wants to go to law school, and is willing to sell his dignity and self respect to achieve that aim.
Person 1 - "So where you working at these days?"
Person 2 - "I'm a clerk at a law office down town"
Person 1 - "Oh that sounds kind of fun"
Person 2 - "Not really, I'm just the copy bitch"
Person 2 - "I'm a clerk at a law office down town"
Person 1 - "Oh that sounds kind of fun"
Person 2 - "Not really, I'm just the copy bitch"
by Captian Clerk March 17, 2010
Get the Clerk mug.Military insult used primarily in the Air Force to describe services, personnel, finance and other support staff. This term is primarily used by aviators. It is more limited than the Army equivalent "pogue", in that not all non-combat, non-flying airmen are labeled as shoe clerks.
"We can't carry loaded weapons anymore because some f***ing shoe clerk is afraid we'll accidentally shoot ourselves."
"That retard shoe clerk got on my case about not having my PT shirt tucked in."
"That retard shoe clerk got on my case about not having my PT shirt tucked in."
by KING-of-Iraq December 15, 2008
Get the shoe clerk mug.A bunch of guys who get together and circle jerk each other with one hand while eating beef jerky with the other.
Todd: "Hey Bill"
Bill: "Yeah Todd?"
Todd: "My parents are out of town this weekend and a bunch of guys are coming over to cerky. You in?"
Bill: "Hell yes im in! I would love to cerky with you guys!"
Bill: "Yeah Todd?"
Todd: "My parents are out of town this weekend and a bunch of guys are coming over to cerky. You in?"
Bill: "Hell yes im in! I would love to cerky with you guys!"
by Lord Silverleaf August 5, 2010
Get the Cerky mug.the sequal to clerks, the latest in a long line of of great kevin smith movies (which include clerks, jersey girl, chasing amy, jay and silent bob strike back...i think im forgetting one but oh well)
but it is another classic that you all have to like right now
but it is another classic that you all have to like right now
by jizzle dizzle July 23, 2006
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Classic Clerks Moment....
Customer: Cute cat, what's it's name?
Randal: Annoying Customer.
Customer Fucking dick.
Customer: Cute cat, what's it's name?
Randal: Annoying Customer.
Customer Fucking dick.
by ScreaminIdiot August 18, 2006
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or a sad depressed individual who hates his life and makes up for it by using what limited power he has to ruin other people's
or a sad depressed individual who hates his life and makes up for it by using what limited power he has to ruin other people's
by head of penguinisation May 12, 2004
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