When one man dips his balls into the partners anus and she clenches and rips the balls straight off and shits out the ripped off balls
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To make a truly serious, solemn promise that you later casually announce you didn't mean, hadn't thought out properly and now have no intention of keeping.
After UK Lib-Dem MP Nick Clegg circa 2010
To make a truly serious, solemn promise that you later casually announce you didn't mean, hadn't thought out properly and now have no intention of keeping.
After UK Lib-Dem MP Nick Clegg circa 2010
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(n.): the relationship between ideal best friends, both of whom are checkered in some way, past or present
by lolcougar July 29, 2009
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Like a frenemy, clandits will pose to be your friend and a good member of the family, but not act like one in many situations.
A clandit can also be someone in your family that steals from you.
Like a frenemy, clandits will pose to be your friend and a good member of the family, but not act like one in many situations.
A clandit can also be someone in your family that steals from you.
1. When having a chat with a clandit, they will attempt to undermine you with pointedly mean remarks. When asked about the mean remarks, the clandit will play dumb or get mad at you for thinking they would say such a thing to you.
2a) A cousin is house sitting for you. While you are away, the cousin "borrows" the car and doesn't return it.
2b) When someone in the family dies and an inheritance is left, the clandit will contest the will in an effort to get more than their fair share of the inheritance.
2a) A cousin is house sitting for you. While you are away, the cousin "borrows" the car and doesn't return it.
2b) When someone in the family dies and an inheritance is left, the clandit will contest the will in an effort to get more than their fair share of the inheritance.
by Phoenix5626 December 15, 2007
Get the clandit mug.Modern self defense tactic in which the person clenches their anus and moves abruptly to break or neutralize any object inside of it
by gdabul March 15, 2021
Get the Clench and Break mug.One of the sexiest things you could notice on a guy. When a guy clenches his jaw. It's not obvious. I just can't really explain it. It's just Really freaking hot.
"Today in math I was sitting behind this kid who i’ve known for over four years and is super attractive and he was doing that The Jaw Clench thing guys do with their jaws and I wAS LIKE ASDFHDLFJJDISLL PLEASE NEVER STOP DOING THAT
but I said it out loud and he knew so he turned around and did the clench thing like super obviously tHEN BIT HIS LIP AND SMILED AND TURNED AROUND AND I WAS LIKE NO STOP YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE ME SMILE LIKE THAT."
but I said it out loud and he knew so he turned around and did the clench thing like super obviously tHEN BIT HIS LIP AND SMILED AND TURNED AROUND AND I WAS LIKE NO STOP YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE ME SMILE LIKE THAT."
by KelleyGreen14 July 25, 2014
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-Jizz January
-No Finger February
-Massive Masturbate March
-Ass Eating April
-Gay May
-Make It Jelly June
-Even More Jizz July
-Mass Ass August
-Semen Shooter September
-Orgi October
-No Nut November
-Destroy Dick December
-Jizz January
-No Finger February
-Massive Masturbate March
-Ass Eating April
-Gay May
-Make It Jelly June
-Even More Jizz July
-Mass Ass August
-Semen Shooter September
-Orgi October
-No Nut November
-Destroy Dick December
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