Clements

A super geek that sits around playing cybernations and jerks off.

Just the other day my freind was being a Clements.

by clamel toe of justice March 26, 2007

Clement

Meaning to epic fail in life.

To Clement.
You've just really clemented then.
You have so not just clemented?!

by Jim Stallone April 16, 2009

Clements

an crazy ass tuba player in a band and has long girlie hair,and not quite has a o'clock shadow, loves to shop and dance and
has a spike coming out if his lip and .dated a she beast( and i mean huge....bitch that everyone hates.
a very awesome person in general
(thats right will your not awesome any more)

That clements is so kick ass at playing th tuba.

by KRI$$&Y December 19, 2008

Clement

A synonym for a mass producer of ice lemon tea. Usually comes from Asia or Hong Kong and always phails in life

Dude, you sucks, you're such a clement.

by Vincent Hsu May 14, 2009

Clements

A threesome with one guy and two girls, one girl being fat.

"I had a threesome the other day, but a fatty arrived so it became a clements party."

by Dudleyshwam May 18, 2010

Clement

Usually Clement is a French person who occasionally partakes in wine tasting.
He can be shy at first, but once you get to know him he’s crazy...in a good way.

Don’t ever give a Clement a baguette as a gift. Give them the LEGO Movie, because they are a kid at heart.

Anyone who loves the LEGO Movie is probably a Clement.

My mom says that I’m such a Clement.

by bagelmorgue April 15, 2019

clemente

Italian for calm.
German for unusually small penis
Also a dick

Hey bob, did you see the guy's
clemente..
Yeh, it didn't have anything on my 2inches..

by Anonymous2488888888888 June 7, 2011