Clegged Up

A gamer term for "fucked up", especially referring to odd or strange accidents that are seemingly impossible to achieve within the normal laws of physics. Named after PlanetSide 2 developer Adam Clegg, who is notorious for his ability to push further the frontier of physics simulation and game engines.

Player 1: "That drop ship looks like an ostrich with its head in the sand."
Player 2: "Yeah, Adam Clegged up again."

by Ailos October 21, 2012

Claggy

Thick, sticky and gooey.

Mind the mud, it's all claggy.

by Sarzy September 17, 2003

Clegged Out

The process of having sold out, especially to a system or body that directly undermines the principles and values you have long adhered to.

Derived from the actions of the leader of the Liberal Democrat party, following the 2010 United Kingdom General Election.

(also: Clegg out, Clegging out)

I just found out that Innocent smoothies have totally Clegged out to Coca-Cola.

by Jacques-Francois May 14, 2010

Nick Clegg

A Nick Clegg is a character with political promises that seem reasoned and optimistic in an age of austerity and financial setbacks for a nation, but in the oppurtunity of gaining political power and the oppurtunity to enact them, do the complete opposite and compromise all that he stands for and worked towards when he actually gains political office

Nick Clegg: I promise to cut taxes for the poor, improve services for the disabled, and cut the tuition fees for undergraduates in universities.
...
Nick: Where do I sign david?

...

Nick Clegg: we are now increasing the VAT to 20%, decreasing the provisions in the Disability Living Allowance and increasing tuition fees threefold. I feel dead inside, for I am Nick Clegg.

by I Hat Enigg Ers April 8, 2011

Cleggeron

A portmento word derived by mashing the names of the Prime Minister David Cameron and Deputy Prime Minister Nick Clegg together to describe the Conservative / Liberal Democrat Coalition Government.

Lets hope the Cleggeron is going to nail the banks to the wall like a big politcal Transformer.

by mogulmonkey May 17, 2010

going clegg

royally screwing over your friends or coworkers in an awesome fashion.

Joe: "Fuck work and fuck you guys im out" Abe "Whats he doing i needed a ride home? Frank: "........Going clegg, watch you wallet"

by Willie B There October 2, 2013

cloggy

A particular breed of human who inhabit an exceedingly flat country bordering on the North Sea. Commonly over 6' tall, sporting a bushy moustache which does nothing to hide their enomous overbite, often seen riding ancient bicycles without due care and attention, and famed for wearing wooden shoes (clogs), from which their name derives. More likely to be on state-sponsored indefinite sick leave than have a job, these animals stack themselves into state-sponsored apartment blocks in the most densely populated area of northern Europe. Often seen in other parts of the world in their caravans, liberally stocked with chocolate sprinkles (to be eaten on bread), Heineken, meat croquettes, and porno mags, shocked that they are above sea level and not quite sure how to deal with the rarified air of the Cambridgeshire mountains. Children and dogs are usually untrained.

"I was on the train yesterday, and some hippy-arsed cloggie wasn't watching her untrainable kids, and one of them got out at a station for a joke and the train pulled away, so she pulled the emergency cord & delayed the train for 1/2 an hour. She couldn't see what the problem was.

by Stoatman August 6, 2004