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chesticles

Man, my chesticles hurt, I must be PMSing.
by mooserock November 4, 2010
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chesticle

When a woman with large breasts reaches a certain age, the breasts drop, or "descend" like testicles, usually to the middle of the abdomin.
Did you see that old woman??? She had some HUGE chesticles!!
by Hello there sandwich May 26, 2010
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Chesticles

Dude, did you see that guy's chesticles!!! They're bigger than my Mom's!!
by TheYettiSD April 12, 2011
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claticle

Fixing the incorrect position of one's testicles, by the means of using trouser pockets, with the intention of nobody realising that what you're doing is inappropriate in a formal situation.
Thought to self: *One of my balls is in the leg of my pants, I should probably claticle*

Boss: "Grab the file over there"

You: *silenence* "Yes of course, there's no reason for me not to walk, it's not like my scrotum is in an uncomfortable position"
by NinjaSorter October 6, 2012
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Lefticles

When a person is incapable of, or doesn't have the balls, to take responsibility for their own actions and decisions. Instead blaming all of their social short-comings and lifestyle ineptitude on the "system" or Government.
Person 1: "So Josh says the police are incompetant and should be de-funded. He said it's the first step in fixing our Govermental woes."
Person 2: "Josh is a trust fund half-wit and has lefticles the size of currents."
by Psychwinder January 15, 2022
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Chesticles

The official way to meanly say man-boobs
Fat Bully: Hah! four eyes you've got a mangina

Nerd: Sticks and stones may break my bones but your chesticles will shurly suffocate me
by mcmanlyman July 6, 2011
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chesticle

Look at the chesticles on her!
by RLD1 January 22, 2009
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