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netflix cheating

Netflixing a TV series with your spouse/friends/significant other, and watching episodes while the other party is out. This creates the awkward situation where you have to decide if the other party now has to watch episodes by themselves, or skip ahead to catch up.
Sorry babe, I'm already on Season 3, Episode 7 of "The Wire." Do you think you'll have time to catch up before we watch it together tomorrow? I know, I'm totally netflix cheating.
by garret.hamann August 11, 2010
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Cleaning the House

The process of eating a high fiber diet over the course of several days in an effort clear out your bowels.
Dude...I am cleaning the house. Today I ate a fat bowl of oatmeal, a whole head of broccoli, brown rice covered in refried beans, and like a pound of carrots. This deuce is going to be EPIC.
by Branderson December 2, 2010
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Clearing out the bats

To masturbate after an extended period of time. Like clearing out the bats from an old abandoned house and refurbishing and renewing it.
Mother: Hey Timmy, what's taking you so long in there? I need to take a shower!

Son (Behind closed bathroom door): One sec, mom! I'm clearing out the bats!
by dudebroman2 January 19, 2009
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Cleaning up eggs

Ever since last year, he's been cleaning up eggs - LilyPichu
by ElonMosque September 22, 2020
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cheating asshole

Cheating asshole is a man who doesn't talk to his wife about issues but has sex with his coworker and lays all his issues on her while lying to his wife.
My husband who the GM of a company risked his job and slept with his married coordinator and lied to me, cheating asshole.
by Da wife February 21, 2014
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cheating bitch

A Cheating Bitch, is usualy the term used to refer to a girlfriend, or wife, that cheats on their boyfriend or husband.
You F**king cheating bitch how could you do this to me.
by unknown March 20, 2003
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cheating husband

A man who cheats on you and has unprotected sex with a whore (only twice he says) and then the whore gets pregnant, and he tries to blame you for doing it!
my cheating husband got his whore pregnant
by retrotess December 9, 2008
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