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Catsturbation

Using a cat to masturbate. Some consider it a sport.
I catsturbate when im bored and fluffy is around.
by Aaron, "the shark" April 9, 2005
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Chasturbation

The act of masturbation in a public or socially awkward area or masturbating in an unorthodox manner.
Kid: Bro, last night i chasturbated naked in my baby sitters living room chair.

Friend: That's chasturbation at its best
by Old Spicy January 10, 2011
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Camsturbation

Masturbating online in a video camera enabled chat server.
A camsturbator logs in to a chat room with a cam pointed at their genitalia while they pleasure themselves.
I'm going to go online for some camsturbation.
by Lovefaucet January 24, 2011
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classturbating

the incessant referral to how classy one is. masturbating your own ego about being a really classy person. verbally jacking yourself off because everyone else probably thinks you're a real horse's ass. read: the opposite of classy or having class.
"why does she keep talking about how she's the classy one in this feud"

"she's just classturbating. she's a chronic classturbator".
by yeahbuddyyeah July 8, 2011
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Camsturbation

The act of masturbating on a live webcam feed. Such places this is done are; Chatroulette, Omegle, Stickam and Tinychat.
This can also be done in private on such computer applications as Skype, Windows Live Messenger, AIM, Yahoo! Messenger and Oovoo.
Dude, I went on chatroulette last night and saw way too many guys and not enough girls camsturbating... Camsturbation is becoming a big problem with guys on there...
by DizzyLb February 24, 2011
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catsturbation

When one or more of the feline persuasion pleasure themselves with their porpus toungue.
Luna, if you dont stop the Catsturbation Joanna will do it for you!
by Bryannames November 10, 2006
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Crashsturbation

The phenomenon of attempting masturbation, while simultaneously falling asleep, and being unable to choose a preference for either.
Me: What do you want to do tonight? I'm kind of horny, but I'm also kind of sleepy...
S.O.: I'm not going to be able to go out tonight, I have to work. What are you going to do?
Me: I don't know, I guess I'll stay in and watch TV. I'll probably end up deep in the throes of crashsturbation before the night is over.
S.O.: Sounds good. Let me know which one ends up winning!
by BigBiscuitDog May 29, 2017
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