bearded clamshell

An Australian term for vagina

Oi Show us your bearded clamshell

by mt1 June 29, 2006

clamslap

v. After defeating your opponents in battle, rendering them helpless on the ground, the act of squatting on their face multiple times with your sweaty pussy lips exposed until they dry heave or vomit.

"Amy, that was an awesome fight yesterday!" You fuckin' crushed him!"

Damn straight! Did you see how many times I clamslapped his ugly mug! Muthafucka!"

by Clamsteak March 4, 2011

Clamsplosion

When a woman has a violent start to her period and menstrual fluid explodes from her vagina

Margaret was very lucky she had tampons in her purse or she never would've survived this month's Clamsplosion

by A.Shamaru January 1, 2015

Carl von Clausewitz

The Prussian military theorist who is widely acknowledged as the most important of the major strategic theorists. Even though he's been dead for over a century and a half, he remains the most frequently cited, the most controversial, and in many respects the most modern. His most notable work, Vom Kriege (On War), was unfinished at his death.

"To achieve victory we must mass our forces at the hub of all power and movement, the enemy's centre of gravity." - Carl von Clausewitz

by Dancing with Fire October 11, 2011

clamshell anus

A congenital deformity in which the buttocks can open up like the shells of a clam, with anus inside as a clam would be inside clamshells.

He dropped his shorts and then made everyone in the locker-room pass out from the sight of his clamshell anus.

by wiginpen February 15, 2004

Darwin Claus

Darwin Clause is a mythical creature who delivers compressed carbon to all the little atheist boys and girls on sciencemas

Niel: Darwin Claus evolved down the chimney last night. He drank all the primordial soup and ate all the naturally selected cookies!

by Sniperfedex December 31, 2021

nose clams

Cocaine, as described by Charlie on "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia"

"We've got a bucket of nose clams, fresh from the sea. Sweet delicious nose clams that are looking for a home if you follow me. "
"No, I don't follow you. I don't know what the hell you're talking about.."
"These are the kind of nose clams that make you want to dance the night away."
"I don't get what the hell you're talking about..."
"These are the kind of nose clams that you crush up into a line of white powder and you snort them up your nose and they make you high. You use a dollar bill or a straw to do it, they come from Columbia, they're illegal, and they rhyme with 'propane'."
"So you want to sell me cocaine, why didn't you just come out and say it?"

by Dave718 January 16, 2008