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Jackin' and Clackin'

When someone is tap dancing and jacking off at the same time.
The students who did a performance of Jackin' and Clackin' for the talent show were expelled.
by Tuturuu~~ March 22, 2016
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Land claming

When a person goes around with a bag collecting cans and bottles, So they can recycle them and collect the deposit on them.
Ray was sitting on a park bench drinking a beer when he noticed a homeless man land claming
by Erockerockerock October 13, 2016
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Helmet Clamming

“During aggressive fellatio, the act of hawking a loogie above average in size onto the head of a shiny erect penis.”
Even though I have a stacked todo list, I may not be able to get to everything because I’m supposed to go helmet clamming at 3 pm
by Hairy Callahand June 20, 2023
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clarking

Form of coprophilia practiced by lesbians in the United Kingdom. One partner defecates into the other's vagina, which is held open, often with the aid of a speculum. They then proceed to suck their feces back out of their partner's vagina and ingest it.
Vanessa was eagerly clarking some nice steamy nuggets right out of Sarah's minge.
by Degenerate Scumbag January 3, 2009
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Clacking

Verb. For one to swing one's scrodum back and forth until a sound is heard. The sound can either be high pitched like a slap, or it can be deep like your ball sack is jelly. While swinging your fellow peers encourage you to trust forward harder, propelling the sack to make an intense clacking noise. The person who makes the louder noise with their ball bag is the champion of NYM&FR.
I thought it could never be done, it was terrible, yesterday I clacked so hard my sac started to bleed profusely. I screamed but luckily my friends were there to massage the pain away.
by M&F Race May 14, 2005
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clamgina

Noun: A spread vagina that is so wet it resembles a clam being opened up as if it had just been snatched out of the ocean waters.
"Holy shit! Either my games is that good or I just caught myself a clamgina for dessert.
by clam boatin March 11, 2009
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Clarkin' It

The act of completely messing everything up. When dancing, the dancer will miss the beat completely. When telling a joke, the joke teller will completely miss the punch line.
by yohomie!!!imsweeet May 19, 2011
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