clam

1. Stanky pussy.
2. A cranky, complaining, self-centered, thankless bitch. The personification, if you will, of the first definition: stanky pussy.

My two-bit, carny-trash, mullet-headed lesbian boss is making me come in to work this weekend so she can leave early to spend a week in Aruba. What a clam.

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

Clam

A stupid fucking animal that lives in the sand because it's too damn ugly for the world to handle. They also have eyes for some goddamn reason. Keep them away from horny divers.

God: I want to make a living pistachio with a giant tounge.
Jesus: Dad what did I tell you about drinking in the house
God: I will call it the Clam

by Me, the sequel January 26, 2021

Clam

A synonym for retarded.

Kyle is such a clam. He is literally the dumbest person I have met.

by Jakestol69 April 25, 2019

clam

another word for the phone

Get off the clam and drive, the 5-0 are following us!

by Mizzle Bizzle April 13, 2008

Clam

To bling or pimp out.

Are you going to slam and Clam your truck?

by J nizzle tizzle September 15, 2013

clam

A large gob of mucous.

I coughed up a clam and spit it on the jerk's window.

by The Urbane Urban Speaker January 4, 2004

clam

a dick eater, known as a pussy

she has a small clam
=O

by gabshag January 21, 2008