circumsized

When you get the skin on your dick cut off (the excessive skin that's there, it's a lot cleaner and more sanitary)

I got circumsized when i was like 2 days old (i'm glad i did it then and not having to get it done this year)

by some polak November 2, 2004

circumsized

The end result of being circumcised, meaning having the foreskin cut off since it is an unncessary tag of skin which, when tightly binding the glans or tip of the penis, may cause infection and even disease.

"I was happy that my parents, who provided food and drink when I couldn't and gave me shelter without consulting me, took all their responsibilities seriously and had me circumsized."

"Counter to anticirc opinions, being circumsized or not has nothing to do with sexual pleasure according to a detailed study of many men, both intact and cut, in the New England Journal of Medicine."

by clean cut, MD December 28, 2005

circumseyes

v. Looking with disgust or disfavour upon a foreskin.

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I'm going out with that hot sheep shearer tonight. You know. The one from Perth.

Why do you bother. You know she will just circumseyes you. Get out the clippers mate!

by gnostic 1 April 27, 2013

circumcised

A procedure that makes the penis better smelling, better tasting, better looking to most women, more stimulating, and longer lasting before orgasm.

A lot of propaganda surrounds this procedure, such as "circumsized men don't enjoy sex as much" and "sex is 10 times better for uncircumcised men." This propaganda is not borne out by serious scientific research. It's main purpose is to make uncut men feel better about having to clean up after their dick cheese all the time.

My boyfriend lasts an hour inside me everytime, because he's circumcised, and loves every second of it. I love sucking on his sweet smelling and tasty dick.

by Circumsized and happy June 22, 2006

Circumcised Dick

A dick that has no foreskin due to the barbaric religious practice of circumcision. Usually a type of dick that whores prefer.

Whore: (Pulls down boyfriend’s pants) Wow, you’re circumcised. I love your circumcised dick (Proceeds to give him a blowjob)

by AntiCircumcisionMan March 25, 2020

Circumsised Dick Head

Dick head (stupid, irritating, ridiculous person) with a bald head

"Thanks to circumsised dick head over here we're stuck!"

by EL JAMMO October 8, 2020

Circumslice

When you cut the crust off the outside all the way around the pizza.

I asked the local Dominoes not to Circumslice it but it was owned by jews so they did it anyhow.

by SmallIfTrue March 15, 2018