circumvision

Being able to tell if someone is circumcised or not without looking directly at their penis.

Marc Korti is definitely circumcised. I can tell with my circumvision.

by Marc Korti May 26, 2014

female circumcision

The act of removing a woman's clitoris, or clitoralectomy.

Did you see that Oprah episode about female circumcision??

by ebony luvr July 11, 2003

Benadryl circumcision

Famous Actor from London, England who has played in movies such as: The Hobbit, The Imitation Game, and Dr. Strange.

Guy 1: Hey have you seen the new Dr. Strange movie?
Guy 2: You bet! I love Benadryl Circumcision's work!

by Benadryl Circumcision July 26, 2021

circumscissors

The tool used to cut the foreskin of your Jewish enemies (often seen used in Auschwitz during WWII).

"Hast du die Judenvorhaut schon abgeschnitten?"

"Ja! Mit meinen circumscissors!"

by The Chastiser April 8, 2019

tardy circumcision

The removal of a male's foreskin at a very late time in his life. Most common late circumcisions occur when a foreign male comes to the US in his teens and wants to be circumsized to fit in with all the other dudes.

Duder: "What's going on man? How was your weekend?"

Foreigner: "Oh man you won't believe this. I got circumsized."

Duder: "Say what!?! Dude you're 14! Didn't that shit hurt?"

Foreigner: "Yea man, you have no idea. It is still killing me."

Duder: "That is one tardy circumcision for sure!"

by westfalia January 4, 2010

circumstition

bad reason for cutting a person's genitals. NB most reasons are bad.

He said he'd had his baby cut to look like him. Who'd want to look like him? BAD circumstition!

by Hugh7 November 30, 2006

circumcision related grief

Grief or depression from being Circumcised. Most cases relate to sensitivity, either to the lack of sensitivity as a result of the foreskin's removal or to the overabundance of sensitivity due to the lack of a protective layer. Cases of Circumcision Related Grief range from mild to extreme, and side effects include but are not limited to: intrusive thoughts, rage, depression, homicidal ideation, suicidal ideation, homicidal actions, suicidal actions. If you or a loved one are experiencing Circumcision Related Grief, there are several online communities which can provide a much needed support network for like minded and similarly afflicted individuals - know that you are not alone.

Overcome by Circumcision Related Grief, my every waking moment was consumed with thoughts of what was taken from me at birth.

by 32ozSoftDrink January 5, 2020