circle jerk

A masturbation party; can be with guys or girls. Everyone usually sits in a circle and jacks off in the company of other people.

I am planning a circle jerk next week if any of y'all are interested.

by RedHotGirl June 20, 2003

circle-jerk

When people meet and they talk and nothing gets done. All talk, no action.

The US senate is having a circle-jerk.

by Murray Haldanish October 7, 2019

circle jerk

A group of guys get in a circle and wack the person to the left of them off.

Hey Steve, you coming to that circle jerk Friday?

by ExtraGoodChi March 26, 2003

circle jerk

a lot of work without accomplishing anything

Joe - How'd work go today?
Bob - It was like a 5 man circle jerk.
Joe - That bad huh?

by Keyzer Korleone August 7, 2009

circles jerk

When you beat off to geometry

Dude, my geometry was so arousing last night that I had a circles jerk.

by Secret Agent: Dog January 24, 2018

Circle Jerk

An ancient Christian ritual involving 6 priests and 6 choirboys forming a circle and masturbating the person sat to their right whilst saying the lords prayer. I2 is the official number but it can be done with more or less.

Father Bailey enjoyed the circle jerk and today he would sit next to Thomas.

by PantsuGoblin March 22, 2023

circle jerk

A group discussion involving management types who lack any real substantive knowledge of the topic at hand. The outcome of which is a decision that adversely affects those who are actually tasked to do the work. A circle jerk is almost always followed by a clusterfuck.

Because management got together and decided this in a circle jerk, I'm left to deal with this clusterfuck.

by Thomas Joseph May 15, 2005