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I'm sorry, I'm not going to be able to come in to work today, I just got back from seeing Aliens Vs. Predator while playing the latest Final Fantasy game on my PSP after watching the Superbowl with my Dolfies dressed like Link from Legend of Zelda, and I should be going on and on about it with stupid people who can't spell.........circle jerk
circle jerk by Lig Na Baste January 14, 2008

circle jerk 

When a bunch of males sit in a circle and jack off infront of eachother all at the same time. Mostly used for initiations.
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circle jerk by Anonymous April 10, 2003

Circle Jerk 

Invented by Australians. A group of individuals (usually male) stand in a cricle and masturbate. Sometimes, the first to ejaculate is declared "the winner."
"Jeff won the circle jerk competition, with Fred in close second"
Circle Jerk by Jack August 16, 2004

circle jerk 

male group masterbation session where the participants ejaculate facing in a predetermined central area.
"Baseball has been overtaken by the banjo concert circle-jerk as the national pastime of the USA."
circle jerk by ws January 19, 2004

Circle Jerk 

The definition of Circle Jerk - COULD - be subject to regional differences. Like Pop in the Midwest is Soda everywhere else (each taking their small part of Soda Pop).

In the Midwest, in the 70's (when I was in Jr. High), the accepted meaning of Circle Jerk referred to a wanking party game with the last to go eating the unfortunate cracker the produce was aimed at. I take some stock in this definition as there is nothing quicker on the trigger than a Jr. High boy.

Plus they're still of an age where remedial body functions are an item of infinite fascination (do they ever REALLY outgrow that?), and what else would they do on long, dull, Winter nights?
These hors dourves look like circle jerk leftovers.
Circle Jerk by w5 February 23, 2005

Circle Jerk 

1. (v) Several men standing in a circle masterbating.

-Urban legend says sometimes a piece of bread is placed in the middle. The last person to cum on the bread has to eat it.

2. (adj) A description of a ridiculous situation.

"Do you guys actually work, or is it just a circle jerk back there?"

"This is one big fucking circle jerk!"