chunched

the state where you are absolutely wasted

"man, i was chunched as f*** last night"

by lil laurzy February 25, 2010

Churcher

Someone who goes to church. It doesn't matter what religion they believe in.

Kyle goes to church every Sunday morning. He's a churcher alright.

by Kaocaine July 26, 2009

churchese

Words that are common within the church setting and are familiar to only those who attend church.

"Jim was speaking in churchese and I had no idea what he meant."

by Lin Coleson January 21, 2008

chorched

Causing damage much larger than you initially planned to.

Like scorched earth, but fucking up far further than planned.

Pakistans censoring of the youtube, and the resulting internet blackout was a chorched tubes strategy.

I meant to delete my porn, but I ended up chorching my whole drive.

by BobSapp February 25, 2008

churchdick

in conversation, when a person quotes their own religious beliefs, but the receiver is not willing to accept the belief.

"thanks for the advice, but man, don't be such a churchdick!"

by rubysue December 23, 2007

Churchen

Washington DC slang term. A person who is always conversing about the lord, when you see them. weather or not the topic is brought up.

Joe: man i hate it when harry comes around
Moe: yea youngen always churchen

by hrm smk November 15, 2009

churches

Also known as Kirks, churches are where the christans often go on a Sunday, being the heart of their lord and savior, Jesus Christ. It's also the place where people visit, and also the place to go and watch several people perform musical pieces, like those who are experienced with the piano can play Beethoven's songs, such as Für Elise.
As a verb, it's an abbreviation of the word church.

Mandy: Have you been to atleast 3 churches lately?
Becky: Yea, I have.
Mandy: How good were they?
Becky: Meh...

by ImusthavebeenforgottenmynameXD August 31, 2018