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Christos

A thicc boi. Usually of Greek origin and is packing some phat dick sucking lips. DSL
Guy 1 : Damn that guy has some fat lips
Guy 2 : Must be a Christos
by BIGMITTY October 29, 2018
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Christon

Christon has a heart of gold. She knows the true meaning of friendship, and will always match her words with her actions. If you know a Christon, treasure her because she’s a once in a lifetime kinda friend.
I’m going out with Christon tonight. It’s going to be a blast!
by NikGDawg December 14, 2022
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CHRISTOFORO

noun
1. A semi-literate douchebag who ruined his career, and the reputation of the company he represented, by being a prick to a series of customers and “Gabe” of Penny Arcade and PAX fame.

verb
2. The act of being a career ending douche to the wrong person.

noun
3. Solid human waste, excrement.

verb
4. The act of moving the human bowel, to defecate.
1. "I wwebsite as on the internet"

2. "Hey Mikey,

We’re not renting a booth at pax east this year , bigger and better shows to be at we got nothing from the show . Oh so you know this guy has sold over 500 thousand dollars of product in Dec and is my main distribution arm landing us in GameStop , fry’s , Myers , Best buy , Activision , MLG , play N trade and a lot more . Were in 6 countries and you’re not going to take my money for a booth that’s a crock I can guarantee I’ll get a booth if I want one money buys a lot and connections go even further. He’s a native Bostonian from Little Italy . Who are you again ?"

3. "Did you see that CHRISTOFORO someone left in the john? It was as big a babies arm!"

4. "Dude after eating that chili I need to take a huge CHRISTOFORO."
by Stinkbeard23 December 31, 2011
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Christemonium

When things are so fucked up not even Christ himself can fix them.
Dave: Did you see the movie I am Legend?

Jack: Total Christemonium dude. Will Smith didn't get any help from the man upstairs. JC was like "Fuck it. What the hell can I do about this monstrosity."

Dave: Yeah, pretty fucked up.

Jack: Not fucked up, Christemonium.
by OHYEAHJACK August 25, 2008
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christoons

Fundamental Christians. They are the ones who deny evolution, gravity (now called intelligent falling by them), and believe life is no older than 10,000 years old. Also called Penelopes.
Christoons are about as loony as the Loony Toons.
by Team B.C. March 24, 2010
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Christyona

Young,Amazing,Funny,beautiful, can always make you smile when your upset, perfect personality overall she has an big heart she's more confident than EVER , she will never leave your side , good kisser, don't really care what boys thinks, she has herself she don't need nobody on her side , you can't help but to love her , she will be the best girlfriend you will ever have
Woow , christyona is beautiful
by Suppperawesome September 28, 2014
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christenson

Sometimes a loner ,they only open up to close friends. Loves to have fun and chill.They will always have your back no matter what! You can always depend on them. They always know how to make you smile and cheer you up. They have amazing smiles and give heart stopping hugs ,can be very romantic when they wanna be.
Christenson has an amazing smile
by Starwars77🔮 March 16, 2017
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