christarian

An authoritarian that uses Christianity as a means to legitimize their ideology.

That preacher screaming about obedience to God, and not about loving your neighbor, is not a Christian. He's really a Christarian.

by jurban1997 January 30, 2017

Dutch Christening

The act of blowing ass in the face of someone bent over and drinking from a water fountain.

Warren thought he was drinking well water, but Mike had just given him a Dutch Christening.

by $bmoney$ January 16, 2009

christain

A wrong way to spell christian.

you spelled christian wrong.

by Keith April 7, 2004

Christified

The act of been 'christied'. Named after Christy McFelch, a legandary party animal from Felchard. He would drink so much and take so many drugs that he would curl up with his tongue hanging out, unable to respond to stimulus. Getting into this state became known as 'been christified'

He is fuckin christified!

by Slim November 14, 2004

Christatic

Adj. Describes a really, really, really good Christmas.

Feeney spent his holidays in the Philippines and had a Christatic time.

by Nicnoc November 30, 2010

Christhiest

Someone who doesn't believe in god but will thank him when something good happens.

One day
John: How tf is god even real?

Other day
John: Holy crap! I won the lottery!
*gets on knees*
John: Thank you Jesus! I LOVE YOU GOD!!
Friend: Dude are you an atheist or not?

John: ....

and that my dear friends is a Christhiest.

by @fatasianpanda June 25, 2018

christalie

Christalie is a caring person who would do anything for her friends. She is very socialized and intelligent. She's a friend who would always be with you till the end no matter what. She always speaks her mind and always help or protect others.

Person 1: Why is she so nice?
Person 2: She is a Christalie.

by AG17 August 23, 2018