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chrysanthemum

chrysanthemum

Any of numerous, mostly Eurasian plants of the genus Chrysanthemum in the composite family, many of which are cultivated as ornamentals for their showy, radiate flower heads.
A flower head of one of these plants.
chrysanthemum concrete
chrysanthene
chrysanthemum tea
by Anonymous October 30, 2003
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chrysanthemum clubber

A foreigner, esp an American, who goes to Japan to find the "true Japan."

"...A type of bloke who comes to japan and just goes mental, yeah? Fucking plane's barely touched down and they're like running about in kimonos and learning the bloody tea ceremony. They have this notion that Japan is all about samurai and geisha and fucking Zen meditation. That's your chrysanthemum clubber. And it's the hardcore chrysanthemum clubbers what always wind up Japan bashers in the end. Three years on, you find them at the Pig and Whistle crying into their Guinness about the barmy school system and how all the kids are nihilist monsters and the men are imperious children and the women are empty-headed vipers and everything here {in Japan} is fucked six ways to Sunday." -- Isaac Adamson from "Kinki Lullaby"

Similar to Wapanese but living in Japan instead of America.
Daft bastard was a card-carrying chrysanthemum clubber if there ever was one.
by BTW November 3, 2004
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Chrisanthropy

Contempt for humanity provoked by exposure to the trappings of Christmas (e.g. crowds of shoppers, TV advertisements, endless rehashing of festive hits on the radio etc). A portmanteau, formed out of the words "Christmas" and "misanthropy".
Seeing the Coke ad filled Manfred with deep feelings of Chrisanthropy. He was later arrested for assaulting a department-store Santa.
by Monte Pindik November 22, 2011
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chrisatanist

People who believe that they are good Christians, but are in fact propagating evil. They tend to be overt or in-your-face Christians who use terms and phrases that with minor word changes could easily be used by racists, homophobes, and hate mongers.

Lacking the judgment and education of a more sophisticated adult. They see the world in a simplistic way. Very often they take positions that when analyzed together contradict each other. Very often they turn out to be hypocritical.
On Facebook Stacy Jones posted "Stacy Jones is a Christian and proud to say it! How many people on Facebook are not afraid to show their love for God? Repost this as your status and each time you see this on someone's status, say a prayer for the person who posted it. Prayer can change so many things and help in so many ways!"

Stacy's friend Pete saw it and sent a message to his friend Tammy, "She is a Chrisatanist for posting such crap."

"What do you mean?", Tammy asked.

So Pete sent her a link to a White Supremacist site with a post that said, "David Duke is a White Supremacist and proud to say it! How many people are not afraid to show their love for the White Race? Repost this as your message and each time you see this as someone's message, say a prayer for the person who posted it. Prayer can change so many things and help White Power in so many ways!"
by Beergod November 3, 2009
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christhalia

A very kind and loyal person who has a big heart and a creative personality. She is nice to everyone and is to afraid to hurt someone's feelings by saying no. She loves to say random facts and probably already remembered all of the periodic table. She's outgoing and can be shy at some times. A Christhalia is one of the best friends you can have. From giving you lunch money or holding your hair while you barf, she's always there to lend a hand.
Wow, aren't I lucky to have a Christhalia as my friend!
by NotAvailable... February 22, 2017
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crysantha

a girl that complains about not having any friends but rejects plans when is asked to go out. she’s pretty and people view her as nice with fashionable clothes that no one knows how she got because she’s dirt broke. she says she’s bisexual, but really, she’s gay. oh, and she has daddy issues.
girl 1: hey why don’t you ever hang out with crysantha anymore?
girl 2: because all she does is sleep at home and complain about how shitty her life is but doesn’t do anything about it.
girl 1: fair enough. what a slut.
by blueisalesbian November 18, 2019
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Chrysanthea

Chrysanthea is such a pretty name isn't it?

A fun, serious, strong, beautiful, kind, smart, and lovely person. Chrysanthea's are also cute people, they're also helpful and will help you whenever you need them.. words can't fully express how amazing Chrysanthea is.

If you have a Chrysanthea in your life then, YOU ARE VERY LUCKY WITH THAT PERSON!
person 1: I heard you have a friend named Chrysanthea

person 2: Yeah, they're such an amazing friend, about it?

person 1: I want you to introduce me to Chrysanthea, I know that Chrysanthea is an amazing person, I want them to be part of my life! If you don't mind.

person 2: Of course!!! who wouldn't want a Chrysanthea in their lives. Haha!
by dsszxxxxddddd October 21, 2021
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