cotea

Cotea is a mixture of coffee and tea. It has the strength of coffee, and the refreshment of tea. It is also known as cofftea but cotea is shorter and easier. It can be served hot or chilled. Anyone who drinks it is a good man :P

"hey man give me some Cotea"
"yeah dude thats the shit"

by Nivblotsky and Jammo February 12, 2007

chateaued

To be extremely drunk whilst retaining a classy demeanor: especially when one is drinking expensive wine.
Comes from the French word Chateau meaning a large house or mansion usually with grounds, gardens and often it's own vineyard.

Pierre: "Oh Buffy, this '78 Bordeaux is fabulous!"
Buffy: "Oh yes Pierre, I've had 3 bottles already...(hits floor)."
Pierre: "Well, looks like Buffy is chateaued."

by Nurse! June 21, 2006

chateanougabut

the hairs in your ass crack that gets itchy and that are gay

i forgot to wipe my ass and shit got stuck in my chateanougabut.

by s-pamkiller November 24, 2006

choyeah

Used as an agreement, a positive reply

yo nikki, do u like her dress? "choyeah"

by KNB June 18, 2009

Chokeable

A small object that is a choking hazard. Often used in context when talking about babies, toddlers, and children when they get their hands on something that is small enough where they can choke on it.

Michael (husband): Hey honey, look the baby loves chocolate covered almonds.
Sandy (wife): Are you fucking kidding me? Get those almonds away from him. That's a chokeable!
Michael: Ooops. Sorry.

by babyfofo October 26, 2017

cooteague

An anagram describing when two or more co-workers (colleagues) are suddenly absent on the same day due to cooties. This may be from the fact that they work together (or are best friends) on a daily basis and contracted the same bug (cooties).

Person 1: Where's Billy Bob?
Person 2: He's out for the day.
Person 1: Weird, because Billy Ray is also out for the day; they do work together so they probably came down with cooteague.
Person 2: Yeah bro, so where are the TPS reports?

by Gabriel_1_ November 10, 2007

faux chateau

An overly pretentious, historically inaccurate suburban tract house that co-opts 17c Provencal (French) architectural detailing in order to project an "old world" image and, ostensibly, the cachet and wealth that comes with such an image. Usually fails miserably when two or more houses are placed within 5 feet of one another, often being incompatible styles altogether.

"Wow, that turret next to the 4-car garage really adds curb appeal to your faux chateau, monsieur!" /sarc

"What?! A faux chateau next to an English tudor? Did you know countries fight wars over things like this?!"

by Emerson Biggins July 7, 2006