No Thanks Small Things are Choking Hazards

Your new comeback to anyone telling you to suck their dick.

Suck my Cock
No thanks small things are choking hazards

by DoYouReallyCare July 7, 2012

Choni

A ship between Cheryl and Toni (riverdale) they do deserve together and have a lot of chemistry

Friend:do u like choni

Me:yes they are so cute

by xreinhvrt May 29, 2018

Chokaine

low class midwest blow

Timmy: "this yip tastes like nail polish remover"

Phillip: "Yep, it's chokaine."

by stewbossman August 30, 2009

Choking the alligator

To trick a foreigner by telling them something false about or relating to America. Comes from the classic underground film Stranger Than Paradise.

I told my Hungarian cousin Eva that in America instead of saying vaccuming the floor we say "Choking the Alligator".

by Anymajor-dude January 14, 2015

choking kink

Someone who gets turned on by someone choking them.

Woah David don't choke CJ, they have a choking kink!

by SakuraSets March 29, 2021

Choking Trojan

First used by Brian Molko in Placebo's classic 'Commercial for Levi'. The song depicts flirtations with various illict substances, gay sex and other licentious acts. In simple terms, to 'choke trojan' is to perform oral sex on another man.

'You're the one whose always choking trojan,
You're the one who always showers golden'

by Superfly TNT October 23, 2004

Chokin the chicken

To choke the chicken means to masturbate.

Ralph made the world record in the chokin the chicken contest. It was .5 seconds!

by Dennis Tran September 23, 2005