Choder

A person who is short, fat and a dick head.

My boss is such a choder, he's probably fatter than he is wide.

by freedogger March 19, 2010

CHODER

An offensive term used for someone with a shortcoming or disability that overcompensates for their lack of fuctional use for society (i.e. a pigeon-toed little person with a Napoleon complex).

Jon: "Why is Derrick acting like such a prick today?"

Albert: "I dunno. But corporate was here last week and chewed him out pretty good."

Jon: "Still...that's not a good enough reason to be a choder about it."

by crawl-bavk April 23, 2016

choder lips

The cracked lips that ensue after sucking on a short fat dick

Fred; did you see the choder lips on sheardy today he's probably being sucking his brothers chode again.

John; yeh he really ought to stop sucking his brothers cock, its kinda gay

by John-Redbridge April 28, 2008

Choder Bong

Those wide mouthed bongs that make it feel like your sucking a Choder penis.

I passed the big wide Choder Bong over to my friend for a Choder Bong Hit.

by Stripclubdeej June 14, 2011

THUMB CHODER

a dick that is the shape of your thumb. usually really fat but really short 1-2 inches hard

tony neckonezny has a thumb choder
sam lowe sucks a lot of thumb choders

by CAULLEN January 28, 2005

Choder Bong

Those wide mouthed bongs that make it feel like your sucking a Choder penis when taking a hit.

I passed the big wide Choder Bong over to my friend for a Choder Bong Hit.

by Stripclubdeej June 14, 2011

Choder Oder

When ones' ball sack is sweaty and smelly from ass moisture collecting in and around the taint.

I nearly gagged from my choder Oder when I sat down to take a shit.

by vaginal huberus October 24, 2014