choad chomper

a man/woman who enjoys munching on a fat mans penis, in this case the penis is as long as it is wide.

man: "hey honey fancy a suck on the circular sausage?"

woman: "only if i can have some cream with it"

man2:Wow that woman is a choad chomper.

by Jack Richardson May 28, 2008

Choads-in-Dough

Slang terminology for the common Hors d'œuvre, Pigs in a Blanket.

Bill: Yo Jorge, your fine-ass Mother makes some great Choads-in-Dough!

Jorge: Hey.. Wait a minute.. what does that mean?

by OReilly March 20, 2008

Choado Chop

The act of a martial arts strike or karate/judo chop to a male's choad or taint region.

Damn!! Krissy Poo gave the most violent Choado Chop to Ziggy Pop for serving him meatloaf because of his daily struggle with Meatloafphobia.

by SwtValentine13 October 11, 2014

Chody Carman

The Spreading of the legs out the window of a very close to gether housing complex giving the neibors a shock.

Last night i was reading and when i looked out the window logan was giving me the Chody Carman.

by It'skindalikeacheesewheel April 6, 2009

chodya

Chodya is a Gujarati (Indian Language) swear word which means fucker. It is widely used in Gujarat.

Chodya tari mani bhos.

Fucker your momma's cunt.

by Vjazv November 16, 2006

choadmonger

1. monger of choads
2. one who loves and obsesses with penises that are wider than they are long.

That fruitcake is a fucking choadmonger

by El pene January 23, 2003

Choddy

Something that is lumpy in texture, usually lumps within a fluid. A period that is laden with old clotted blood would be called a choddy period. Milk that has 'gone off' and now contains a thicker cream/cheese substance amongst the 'un-turned' milk.

I was going down on a girl and her discharge was terribly choddy.

by Ticklethesting May 24, 2016