Chadism

One who has Chadism is often mistaken for being retarded, and/or asian. One with this condition consumes a gratuitous amount of salt, but no one knows why. Ones with Chadism are incapable of speech unless they are chewing food. They tend to get frustrated easliy, and take their anger out on others around them.

In addition, the appearance of one with Chadism is different from a normal person; Chadists tend to have raging unibrows in which they refuse to shave.

As for relationships, Chadists are attracted to ugly females who look like certain animals; mostly whale-like "blubbery" and "greasy" females. Also horse-like and chipmunk-like females.

"Dude, look at that guy he has the biggest unibrow!"
"Yeah, look at how much salt he's eating!"
"Jeez. Is that his girlfriend next to him? She looks like a whale!"
"He's such a Retard!"
"Dude, don't make fun, he probably has Chadism."
"Oh. Your right."

by Catholic Priest November 12, 2009

Choads ahoy

expression

when a choad is sighted.

She pulled down his pants and cried "Choads ahoy!" at the ridiculousness she saw.

by Sanger July 14, 2005

Chodistic

The act of acting like a chode. Jerk, asshole or any uncool behavior.

Wow did you see that guy barf in the magazine rack at the party? Yes how chodistic!

by Oogiesworld February 15, 2017

Choadin

Someone who ditches their friends on a regular basis to "hang out" with their significant other.

Where's Dirty Darren at tonight? Probably choadin' with Jaco!!

by The Bins October 20, 2009

Chodism

the religion which includes every man with a chode. Whenever you see one of these there is nothing you can do but bow your head and feel sorry. Chodists believe in the golden chode theory of life and go to pinguis palosus every sunday (fat and hairy in latin). AJ is the chodism god, And only allows one holiday called purple-headed-sympathy in which people feel sad for the chodists and give them presents.

Dude bow your head it's a chodist!
not only a chodist it's the chodism god AJ!

by Mitch Evanier January 4, 2008

choadiemcsmallballs

a universal word that can be used to temporarily name any person, friend or foe.

Yo! What's happenin choadiemcsmallballs!?

by Randy Macho Man Savage June 27, 2008

chodism

a man named nolans religion and when he finds the frist man with a chode he will worship for the rest of his life.

"i worship chodism, you?"

by nolan brann April 23, 2003