nerdi-chlorians

Nerdi-chlorians are microscopic life-forms that reside within the cells of all living nerds. They give their counterpart a characteristic called worldly ignorance.

This person/thing becomes unaware that his behavior appears odd to others. If you told him so, he would not believe you. If you explained why, he would not understand.

Nerdi-chlorians are a way to measure the person's nerdiness; their stupid behavior.

Evan: Ughh, what a fuckin' nerd!
Karl: I know, he must have a high nerdi-chlorian count.

by Comrade Karl May 6, 2005

calling chlorine

when you are about to bust a nut on a chick and right before you yell, "chlorine!"

This is done due to the chlorine like smell of cum.

" When I'm about to cum her face,I'm thinking about calling chlorine, should I?"

"Yeah, definitely."

by titsmagee69 May 20, 2010

chlorine kiss

when two people kiss while underwater

hey jenny, when we go into your pool later want to chlorine kiss?

by Sam=Pimp Status May 27, 2008

chlorine shark

the mythical creature that causes women to fear pool water once a month.

No sally cant go swimming today she is afraid the chlorine sharks will get her.

by bigskilet July 7, 2010

chlorine

Added to pools to kill harmful bacteria as well as hair. Leaves a characteristic smell that lingers no matter how much shampoo or deodorant you use. Prolonged exposure can dye your hair a dead-looking blonde (or dark brown if your hair is black).

Damn, your hair looks great and you smell good. JK LOL, you swam with chlorine this morning and even though you took a shower you look like you didn't.

by kdog502 February 3, 2012

Chloriney

adj. Chlorine with a y at the end. Used to describe the scent, feel/burn, and taste of chlorine. Usually used in and around swimming pools.

tracy (while standing on the pool deck): Man my eyes are burning.

dan: yea this pool is extra chloriney today.

by RedDan69 February 26, 2011

Chlorine Scents

The smell of a freshly bleached anus.

Franklin rammed his nose up Jeff's butthole, savoring the fresh chlorine scents.

"I'm so glad yo' ass aint so stanky and brown no mo'. An' da chlorine scents is drivin me crazy," Tyrone remarked to Billy.

by rutherfo March 2, 2009