(Peyton runs into room crying like a little girl)
Kenny Chesney: What's wrong hun?
Peyton: WAAAAAAH! That mean bully Tracy Porter ruined my game, and my line sucks waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Kenny: There there Peyton, I still love you.
Peyton: Sniff, can we still have butt sex?
Kenny: Sure
(Little does Peyton know, Kenny is cheating on him with the neighbors gerbil)
Kenny Chesney: What's wrong hun?
Peyton: WAAAAAAH! That mean bully Tracy Porter ruined my game, and my line sucks waaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Kenny: There there Peyton, I still love you.
Peyton: Sniff, can we still have butt sex?
Kenny: Sure
(Little does Peyton know, Kenny is cheating on him with the neighbors gerbil)
by pacman jones32 February 21, 2010
Get the kenny chesney mug.by Damien Derroe July 19, 2006
Get the chesney mug.Related Words
chestney
• Chesney
• chestne
• chestnest
• chastney
• cheltney
• chesneyism
• Chesney rolled
• chesney syndrome
• chestiney
A VERY HOTT AND SEXY COUNTRY SINGER and does NOT look like a turtle on steroids he sings great music and he is ver talented!!
by Cassie Chesney September 15, 2005
Get the Kenny Chesney mug.A popular country singer among trailer-trash women, who are on average more then double his weight. He's rumored to be gay and probably is.
by Brian the Definer November 16, 2006
Get the kenny chesney mug.Look at that chesney, he should be on the catwalk's in Milan. If he just grew a beard he would be an uber chesney but with those hooded eyes he is definitely a chesney.
by Hoband May 17, 2011
Get the Chesney mug.by Morgan January 24, 2005
Get the kenny chesney mug.by rump roast August 12, 2004
Get the chastney mug.