A game that's a lot harder than you think it is.
The most underrated game in human history.
A game that has been completely fucked over by ignorant shitheads who spit dirt on the game that now has a reputation of being easy, that "it's just strategy."
Yes, they are right that chess is only strategy. I wonder why they haven't googled "best chess strategies" and become a world champion?
The complexity of the game is summarized best by Grandmaster Huebner: "Those who say they understand chess, understand nothing."
The most underrated game in human history.
A game that has been completely fucked over by ignorant shitheads who spit dirt on the game that now has a reputation of being easy, that "it's just strategy."
Yes, they are right that chess is only strategy. I wonder why they haven't googled "best chess strategies" and become a world champion?
The complexity of the game is summarized best by Grandmaster Huebner: "Those who say they understand chess, understand nothing."
Chess Player: Hey do you play chess?
Non-Chess Player: No, but when I was in 5th grade I beat my teacher! Isn't that amazing?
Chess Player: Smiles and quickly walks away, thinking, "Why do others just can't understand that age has nothing to do with chess! Beating a 50 year old who played only two games in his whole life is NOT impressive compared to beating a 6 year old who've been playing for a year! Do they really think adults played fucking chess their whole life and are supposed to be better? In last tournament I got fucked over by a 13 year old and then beat six adults and got second place with $2,000 prize money. Oh, like this dumbass'll even let me finish that last sentence before he laughts his ass of."
Non-Chess Player: No, but when I was in 5th grade I beat my teacher! Isn't that amazing?
Chess Player: Smiles and quickly walks away, thinking, "Why do others just can't understand that age has nothing to do with chess! Beating a 50 year old who played only two games in his whole life is NOT impressive compared to beating a 6 year old who've been playing for a year! Do they really think adults played fucking chess their whole life and are supposed to be better? In last tournament I got fucked over by a 13 year old and then beat six adults and got second place with $2,000 prize money. Oh, like this dumbass'll even let me finish that last sentence before he laughts his ass of."
by Melvin720911111 October 13, 2009
Beautiful, subtle game that still hasn't been "solved" by high-speed computers. It suffers a terrible rep because its main enthusiasts are Asperger's types like myself, but like Deadheads (who I abhor) used to say, "If you have to ask, you're never gonna get it". Say it clear, say it loud, I'm a chess geek and I'm proud!
by Zonie Yank March 15, 2006
The process of sitting down in front of an Asian person, thinking to one's self, ''Oh, shit, it's an Asian person,'' and losing to said Asian person whilst one comforts one's self that, well, it was okay because it was an Asian person.
by Xethro Gensh June 15, 2015
It is a game including pieces. They are: pawns, knights, rooks, king, queen and bishop. It is played on a board with squares. The board contains 64 squares, 8 on each side. There are different types of chess. Example: Bughouse, Standard, Chess960 etc.
by CHESS BRO October 5, 2020
Bro: I'M GONNA GET SHITFACED AND BEAT YOU WITH MY BAG OF CHANGE ... BITCH!
Friend: hey, that's a real chesse kinda attitude
Friend: hey, that's a real chesse kinda attitude
by OWILLBIG2 April 13, 2009
by checkermate August 7, 2008
by chess freak April 9, 2005