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White blood cells

White blood cells are cells inside of your body that kill of viruses, especially if if recognizes the virus. Vaccines are weakened or dead viruses that go into your body to help the white blood cells kill it so that if it encounters the alive form of the virus it could kill it easier. In addition, eating fruits and vegetables and especially onions can give the body and white blood cells vitamins and minerals and especially sulfer to help you kill off viruses and bacteria more. Also, kids get dirty and eat dirt and stuff that falls on the ground and that's OK (at least it used to be until coronavirus ruined it so we all got to wear masks and not eat stuff from the floor). Their white blood cells can fight it off and familiarize itself with bacteria and viruses. As long as they wash their hands afterwards and always after using the bathroom. Adults should also wash their hands when they use the bathroom. Some people died from the coronavirus. Some people got better, but they lost their sense of smell. White blood cells also help you fight off measles, mumps, rubella, meningitis, the flu, the common cold, chicken pox, and more. White blood cells are also in cartoon form in the movie, Osmosis Jones and the show Ozzy and Drix. The sky blue guy is Osmosis Jones (Ozzy, white blood cell) and the red and yellow guy is Drix (cold pill).
Tyler: I got a cold, but I'm drinking emergen-C and eating onion and avocado salad with lime and salt with rice and chicken. If it gets worse, I'll take a cold pill.

*gets worse
Tyler: Takes cold pill.
*white blood cell and cold pill attacking the common cold.
*4 days later

Tyler: Hey, my cold is all gone! Thanks white blood cells and cold pill.
by CognitiveFuel March 11, 2023
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Chelsey

She’s smart and kind of emotional. She’s beautiful in and out. But she’s still a freak in the sheets. She’s someone you would want for a friend. She’s loyal and very independent.

Chelsey’s can summon their inner couch potato. They’re in love with food. But they can be aggressive when someone pisses them off. But when you see them they seem sweet and kind, only their closest friends know them.
Girl: I wish I had a friend like Chelsey

Other girl: I know
by PetttyAf February 10, 2018
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Up The Chels

Phrase commonly used by Chelsea FC fans and supporters.
Chelsea with the late win!! Up the Chels!
by @yeahjoshh on Instagram October 9, 2020
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Cells at Work

An anime that takes place inside of the human body, where each character represents a cell. It's mostly about a clumsy red blood cell running after an emo white blood cell who kicks bacteria ass while screaming "Die"

Each episode depicts a different problem inside the human body, and it's funny even though it actually teaches you stuff. tbh this should just replace biology class.
Ever since I watched Cells at Work, I feel sorry every time I injure myself. Imagine how many cute lil blood cells I just killed.
by drzech April 29, 2020
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Chelsea "Banter" Club

Chelsea "Banter" Club is typically referred to as Chelsea FC. They are a banter club for many reasons, including the bottom-half spot in the premier league. Chelsea Football Club is a shit club just like its fellow London team Tottenham. Hopefully, they get a fucking manager who can manage.
Lionel Messi: Yo Cristiano, did you see Chelsea "Banter" Club get shit on by Manchester City?
Cristiano Ronaldo: No, I didn't see Chelsea "Banter" Club get shit on by Manchester City.
by depressedchelseafan May 19, 2023
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Chelsea Academy

chelsea academy is the shittest place on earth where teachers such as Miss Whittle, Mr Whitley and the weird guy who waits outside the school gate every morning care about taking your coat of inside, chewing gum and hearing a phone ring more than bullying and our actual education. The poor yr group:yr 9 some could say that we are the best however we suffer unconditionally with Ms Thakerer who is our favourite English teacher by day and the moany Deputy Head of year by night kmt then we have and THOMLINSON who is a alcoholic clearly, Ms Heatherington the lesbo etcccc in conclusion don’t come to our school
Neeky girl on tik tok: Ayo Chelsea Academy check

Ayo: shut up man yur breath stinks
by Jaimee Horgan April 28, 2020
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by Chellam March 1, 2009
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