A fat person who eats their cheetos with all 5 fingers. They can't eat a bag without being elbows deep and cheese all over. Usually disgusts others.
by Funny funny funny funny January 29, 2017
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Chemtard: Uhh... how do you test for carbon dioxide?
Other person: We learnt that like 2 years ago.
Chemtard: Oh.. fail. I'm such a chemtard.
Other person: We learnt that like 2 years ago.
Chemtard: Oh.. fail. I'm such a chemtard.
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A. Someone who fails Chemistry class.
B. Derogatory term for those who believe in the existence of Chemtrails. They believe that George Bush I & II, Obama, The Illuminati, The National Weather Service, FEMA, Big Pharma, Rich People, Wall Street, and whatever villain they dream up, Are putting chemicals in the exhaust fumes of Jet airplanes.
Those who believe in the existence of chemtrails are usually decent people who sincerely believe that they have a simple answer to all the problems of the world. They want to change things for the better
B. Derogatory term for those who believe in the existence of Chemtrails. They believe that George Bush I & II, Obama, The Illuminati, The National Weather Service, FEMA, Big Pharma, Rich People, Wall Street, and whatever villain they dream up, Are putting chemicals in the exhaust fumes of Jet airplanes.
Those who believe in the existence of chemtrails are usually decent people who sincerely believe that they have a simple answer to all the problems of the world. They want to change things for the better
Two Nigerian scammers are in a world of hurt. Their Governor has put them on his "To be killed" list. It seems that they had FINALLY scammed the wrong person on e-bay motors.
These two have made their governor millions of dollars from their scams however this flow of money appears to be ending because too many people are up in arms. They are demanding Nigeria be cut off of the internet. The governor has put the blame on these two.
The scammers know that if they can come up with a bunch more money they will be taken off the hit list, the question is how.
One of them happens to look up in the sky and sees the contrail from a jet plane and an idea forms. He tells his friend " We shall start a scam we have nothing to sell but an idea. One where people cannot prove we did anything illegal and people who believe us will defend us passionately AND, most important send us money.
Thus the chemtrail conspiracy is born. The scammers are back in the good graces of the Governor and are still scamming on e-bay motors. They call the people who support them Chemtards.
These two have made their governor millions of dollars from their scams however this flow of money appears to be ending because too many people are up in arms. They are demanding Nigeria be cut off of the internet. The governor has put the blame on these two.
The scammers know that if they can come up with a bunch more money they will be taken off the hit list, the question is how.
One of them happens to look up in the sky and sees the contrail from a jet plane and an idea forms. He tells his friend " We shall start a scam we have nothing to sell but an idea. One where people cannot prove we did anything illegal and people who believe us will defend us passionately AND, most important send us money.
Thus the chemtrail conspiracy is born. The scammers are back in the good graces of the Governor and are still scamming on e-bay motors. They call the people who support them Chemtards.
by OneWhoKnowsBetter October 23, 2014
Get the Chemtard mug.Chezwardo is the feeling you get when you have indulged too much....usually with food and drink. It's that bloated feeling that prevents you from doing something you were perhaps planning or hoping to do.
Boy 1: Dude. I totally wanted to go see that band with you last night, but I was sooo Chezwardo.
Boy 2: totally.
Boy 2: totally.
by tanjay November 25, 2010
Get the chezwardo mug.A misinformed person who believes the creedmoor family of calibers to be superior to all others. Often described as "the vegan of the shooting world" they're generally hated by everyone but have to be tolerated due to the nanny state. These shooters can often be seen sporting man buns, vape sticks, tofu and in same sex relationships. It's also medically proven that the 6.5 cartridge is known to reduce testosterone levels often leading to transgender procedures.
by jjj bounce June 3, 2019
Get the Creedtard mug.Stupid kool-aid drinkers that work for Chewy.com especially in the Fafilment warehouses the ones that push there upright carts around all day staring at the computer scenes
Those Chewtards won't stop staring, at there computer screen he or she doesn't even see what's going on in the physical world!
by Gunghojoe1776 January 28, 2022
Get the chewtards mug.Foolish individuals who wear shirts or possess other paraphernalia with the image of Che Guevara, Marxist-Leninist vermin known for his murdering of those who opposed communist revolutions and clown like utter incompetence when involved in combat operations against counter insurgency forces.
Chetards are frequently seen at Eco-conscious rallies, counter World Trade Organization demonstrations and gathered around bongs in college dormitories.
Chetards are frequently seen at Eco-conscious rallies, counter World Trade Organization demonstrations and gathered around bongs in college dormitories.
Did you see that Chetard in the photos from the demonstration? Luckily his unwashed, smelly hippie, patchouli funk was not captured in the picture.
by RonInAz April 29, 2007
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