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chezwardo 

Chezwardo is the feeling you get when you have indulged too much....usually with food and drink. It's that bloated feeling that prevents you from doing something you were perhaps planning or hoping to do.
Boy 1: Dude. I totally wanted to go see that band with you last night, but I was sooo Chezwardo.

Boy 2: totally.
chezwardo by tanjay November 25, 2010
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Chezuardo 

Chezuardo is the feeling you get when you have indulged too much....usually with food and drink. It's that bloated feeling that prevents you from doing something you were perhaps planning or hoping to do.
I was going to go out dancing tonight but I feel too CHEZUARDO, man.
Chezuardo by Tanjay November 5, 2010
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cheddardoug

An individual who dresses somewhere between a hillbilly and a dad and behaves in a likewise fashion. Behavior is likened to a “weekend warrior”
Tom looks like such a cheddardoug when he wears those white Nike’s to Home Depot.
cheddardoug by Gaspazzer May 22, 2019
(Cheh-gward)- an offensive term used as slang to depict a Caucasian woman. Typically used to describe a worker at a brothel, club, or of a person on the street.
Olivia is such a chegward... I mean look at her. I bet she works those streets.
Chegward by BT boys May 11, 2021
He's a person that likes alot of girls, he always has a hookup every second of the day... hes hard to understand and loves farting and llaying oractical jokes on his closest friends. Likely said he is a jerk in general.
Guy 1: youve heard of chewado?

Guy 2: yeah hes fucked lots of girls
Girl 2: hes a player!
Chewado by Fw.kaylaaaa November 22, 2023
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

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Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
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