check out squatter

Those rude motherfuckers who hold up check out lines by taking an "important call". Many times they exacerbate the situation with a fistful of expired coupons.

I'm changing check out lanes. That damned check out squatter will be there until closing.

by wolfbait51 October 14, 2011

Check out my deck

Aussie saying which means come around to my place so we can have a few froffies on the back verandah

Oi robbo ya cunt, have seen you in a while old mate if your not doing anything this weekend come check out my deck,

No worries jonesy I'll bring the froffs

by PostmanTazz February 22, 2017

Check-out Line

The place where you bitch, moan and cry to the unsuspecting checker who's just trying to provide you a service. You shouldn't do this as usually they don't care about what you're about to say to them about your guacamole jar being out-of-date. They just want to know if your day was alright and if your shopping experience was fine. In all cases, they can just call someone to get you a new one. Be polite please, and learn what the check-out line is actually for: to pay for your products and get them bagged in an orderly fashion.

"Aw man, are we going to the check-out line?"
"Yes, so we can get our stuff checked-out in a decent manner."

by It'sme33 July 23, 2016

check out dork

Those people who have the uncanny ability to select the only items in the store with no price tags or scan bars necessitating a price check on every item they've purchased thus clogging up the check out lane.

That check out dork was getting some pretty dirty looks from the people behind him in the check out line.

by wolfbait51 October 13, 2011

check-out Separators

Those small separator beams at the check-out.

"come on! You forgot the separator!"

"Can you grab the check-out separators?"

by Thor Prit gut December 1, 2016

Check out mandems MPG

To take anyone's mind off a bad situation with a cars bad fuel economy

Anton:
She's left me after 15 years

Jack:
Don't worry, check out mandems MPG.

Anton:
Fuuuuuck, I thought my problems were bad.

by Mandem M October 3, 2023

Show Up, Shut Down, Clock In and Check Out.

This phenomenon describes how some people react to undesirable and uninspiring work situations. This phenomenon is mainly applicable to people working boring, mindless jobs, most of whom perform rote work -- e.g., data entry -- or are paid simply simply for their presence -- e.g., a booth attendant. Activities that constitute 'shutting down' and checking out' include: napping, reading, sending excessive/unnecessary text messages, and listening to one's iPod.

Elliott: I'm surprised Tom hasn't gotten more sleep today -- doesn't he have to work the graveyard shift tonight?
Mark: Yeah, but remember, he's a booth attendant in the middle of the night...he's just going to Show up, Shut down, Clock in and Check out.

by paradigms October 23, 2009